Turning 65 Funny Quotes

#1. I think I'm bad luck for Tiger because he missed the cut in Charlotte with me. But yeah, those are two of the best players of all time. Tiger's the best player of all time in my opinion, so when he's not in the field, it's a relief because he's such a great player.

Webb Simpson

#2. What do you want, Acheron? (Artemis) You know what I want. After all I'm the top of the Food Chain and you ... you're the Food. (Acheron)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#3. Her face was a stranger's face, which was as it should be. Love each other from the day we are born to the day we die, we are still strangers every minute, and nobody should forget that, even though we have to.

Peter S. Beagle

#4. I wrote 'Mistress of Spices' at an unusual time when I had a near-death experience after the birth of my second son.

Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

#5. He dinna act like an Alpha."
"He does in some areas.

Gail Carriger

#6. People who do not have a price tag attached to them are priceless.

Amit Abraham

#7. You can never fill your life with prosperity if you walk with a poor person's mentality.

Debasish Mridha

#8. I [prefer] a short life with width to a narrow one with length.

Avicenna

#9. Humans are not put to sleep for failing to provide leadership for their dogs, countless dogs have lost their lives for the want of it.

Suzanne Clothier

#10. Love should not make us blind to faults, nor familiarity make us too ready to blame the shortcomings we see.

Louisa May Alcott

#11. If there is dissatisfaction with the status quo, good. If there is ferment, so much the better. If there is restlessness, I am pleased. Then let there be ideas, and hard thought, and hard work. If man feels small, let man make himself bigger.

Hubert H. Humphrey

#12. I'm pretty close with a lot of guys, like Nick Watney and Steve Marino, D.J. Trahan and Charlie Warren.

Dustin Johnson

#13. Not let the child run the circus, just have that child be the source of the creative voice.

Billy Corgan

#14. 100% of what is collected is absorbed solely by interest on the Federal Debt ... all individual income tax revenues are gone before one nickel is spent on the services taxpayers expect from government.

Ronald Reagan

#15. Chris. What do you want, child?"

I sighed and walked another three steps forward. I stared into his eyes and spoke the one word that terrified him, "Democracy.

Yanan Melo