Peter Allison Quotes

#1. It was the most ludicrous sound I had ever heard. The strangled gargling sounded like a goat that was having an unpleasant sexual encounter.

Peter Allison

#2. But after dealing with Roy for a while I just wanted to get through the time I'd signed on for, to prove to myself that I couldn't be beaten by a girly-faced, chicken-boned, racist cat.

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#3. Who the hell is afraid of a fridge but ties himself to a puma?

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#4. Hunting, works for conservation like slavery works for economic growth. A guaranteed but morally awful way to achieve a goal.

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#5. Like every other guide or wildlife lover who is eventually eaten or trampled, I felt that I had a bond with this herd that would make me safe with them. I wanted to try my luck again.

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#6. The purpose of your vote is't to elect someone, but rather to express your opinion.

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#7. Just so you know,' I explained, remembering my own earlier arrogance, 'if you've ever owned a cat and therefore think you know how to handle a puma, you don't. It would be like playing with sharks because you once owned a goldfish.

Peter Allison