Top 10 Tulog Funny Quotes

#1. Her mouth was a gash of red, like the torn-open stomach of a sacrifice, bloody and oracular. Behind it her teeth shone sharp and white as bone.

Madeline Miller

Tulog Funny Quotes #55323
#2. Love of consciousness evokes the same in response
Love of feeling evokes the opposite
Love of body depends only on type and polarity.

G.I. Gurdjieff

Tulog Funny Quotes #193312
#3. Harley-Davidson is the finest company in the world.

Evel Knievel

Tulog Funny Quotes #288383
#4. I don't go to premieres. I don't go to parties. I don't covet the Oscar. I don't want any of that. I don't go out. I just have dinner at home every night with my kids. Being famous, that's a whole other career. And I haven't got any energy for it.

Gary Oldman

Tulog Funny Quotes #371638
#5. I lean against my sister's shoulder. "I thought lightning wasn't supposed to strike in the same place twice."

"Sure it does," Izzy tells me. "But only if you're too dumb to move.

Jodi Picoult

Tulog Funny Quotes #1042290
#6. I have a garden, and I collect different heirloom seeds from different neighbors.

Zac Posen

Tulog Funny Quotes #1323027
#7. It's not necessary with your friends to discuss something you know you will disagree profoundly on.

Ruth Rendell

Tulog Funny Quotes #1339102
#8. The great conundrum: sex makes men feel loved; communication makes women feel loved.

Roxanne Snopek

Tulog Funny Quotes #1348813
#9. Anything that breaks silence is music ... !

Milind K

Tulog Funny Quotes #1490944
#10. As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Tulog Funny Quotes #1871136

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