Trunchbull Quotes

#1. You ignorant little slug!" the Trunchbull bellowed. "You witless weed! You empty-headed hamster! You stupid glob of glue!

Roald Dahl

#2. Here it is,' Nigel said.
Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs FFI, Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs LTY. That spells difficulty.'
How perfectly ridiculous!' snorted Miss Trunchbull. 'Why are all these women married?

Roald Dahl

#3. 6th grade. My dog, Katie, is hit by a car and killed. A mean girl during recess says it committed suicide because it didn't love me. I cry and swear revenge on mankind.

Eugene Mirman

#4. Obviously, (winning the division) is big. To be No. 1 is always important..

Dirk Nowitzki

#5. I am drinking the stars

Dom Perignon

#6. I think that if politics is just about getting your backside on important seats, then it's a pretty worthless endeavor.

Chris Patten

#7. My criticism hasn't necessarily been informed by the critics I've read. The conversations I've had with friends and fellow musicians have shaped my thinking more than the work of any critic.

Sasha Frere-Jones

#8. Before becoming a Muslim, a Hindu, a Sikh or a Christian, let's become a Human first.

Guru Nanak

#9. But more often than not the missing face has been sucked into the engines of the Nazi death machine, like an unlucky lapwing hitting the propeller of a Lancaster bomber-nothing left but feathers blowing away in the aircraft's wake, as if those warm wings and beating heart had never existed.

Elizabeth Wein

#10. The progress of human enlightenment can go no further than in picturing people not as vicious, but as mistaken.

Kenneth Burke

#11. For a moment, I'm a part of it all. Then I'm just apart.

Ally Condie

#12. Sometimes I write from personal experience, but so much depends on what mood I'm in. If I'm in a good mood, I'll write happier songs.

Orianthi