Mrs Trunchbull Sayings

#1. You ignorant little slug!" the Trunchbull bellowed. "You witless weed! You empty-headed hamster! You stupid glob of glue!

Roald Dahl

#2. In my neighborhood ... they view the police as someone who comes to take their loved ones away.

Curtis Jackson

#3. Oh, I know that she's disgusted,
cause she's feeling so abused.
She gets tired of the lust,
but it's so hard to refuse.

Elvis Costello

#4. Here it is,' Nigel said.
Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs FFI, Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs LTY. That spells difficulty.'
How perfectly ridiculous!' snorted Miss Trunchbull. 'Why are all these women married?

Roald Dahl

#5. Dear God, thank you for my life. I forgot how big and wonderful it is.

Tom Hanks

#6. This is like telling a person who has leapt off a cliff to be careful. I am already in midair.

Christina Baker Kline

#7. Persecution shows who is a hireling, and who a true pastor.

Bernard Of Clairvaux

#8. I think about sustainability all the time, whether it's with fish or farmers in Eastern Oregon.

Tom Douglas

#9. It's funny, oftentimes the really great roles that I enjoy are in classic plays, and there aren't many theatres in New York who will do them, aside from Roundabout.

Laila Robins

#10. Ideally, peace means the absence of violence. It is an ethical value.

Mikhail Gorbachev

#11. The studied, unquestioning pace of my family irritated me.

Emanuel Celler

#12. While at first it seemed like a depressing realization, I soon realized that makeup is powerful - it's every woman's secret weapon.

Charlotte Tilbury

#13. Reason itself is fallible, and this fallibility must find a place in our logic.

Nicola Abbagnano

#14. Looks fade with time, but the heart and mind only grow more beautiful.

Greg Schwartz