Trolling Bible Quotes

#1. Everyone tries to research your background. I have a real fear of celebrity and exposing my real self.

Matt Tong

#2. The day I'm in England performing, English security let a man in a Batman suit climb Buckingham Palace. I felt so much safer ... Batman was on the wall of Buckingham Palace for five hours. Wouldn't happen in America - three minutes: dead Batman.

Christopher Titus

#3. It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

Arthur Baer

#4. There is no madder nation than Japan ... And that nation has the highest rate of suicide, has the highest rate of thick-lens glasses and did the most suicidal trick a few years ago. It's the doggonedest country.

L. Ron Hubbard

#5. The world is mean from the start and gets meaner every day. It uses you up until you only dream of death. Mabel

Colson Whitehead

#6. Government cannot do it all. As we work hard to break welfare dependency and get young people ready for the labour market, we need businesses to give them a chance and not just fall back on labour from abroad.

Iain Duncan Smith