Transcendently Impressive Quotes

#1. To this day, my haircut is the number two clippers, which I apply to myself every month.

Henry Rollins

#2. I hated this. I hated knowing what I wanted and knowing what was right and knowing they weren't the same thing.

Maggie Stiefvater

#3. You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

Jeff Foxworthy

#4. We don't hate the media, it's just that when there's too much of it we get bored, but it happens to every human being. I don't think we even hated the media by the time that movie was made. We were just tired.

Ed O'Brien

#5. I've had it with being nice, understanding, fair and hopeful. I feel like being negative all day. The chip on my shoulder could sink the QE2. I've got an attitude problem and nobody better get in my way ... I'm in a bad mood and the whole stupid little world is gonna pay!

John Waters

#6. He blinked at me lazily and I blinked back at half speed, an exchange I later learned was called a cat kiss.

Sue Grafton

#7. Despite disappointments, the Christian is obligated to pray for the sick because we are bidden to do so and because the crumb of our caring is but a morsel broken from the whole loaf of the Father's infinite and tender love.

Catherine Marshall

#8. I've got this terrible hernia. People think it's a fat gut, but it's not.

Richard Griffiths

#9. I'm not an impersonator. I'm a lousy impersonator, actually.

Helen Mirren