Tortilla Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 27 Tortilla Quotes

#1. I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, but now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips. - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#2. Hillary went to a Chipotle in a tortilla pantsuit. - Author: David Letterman
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#3. Every movie is a road movie. Every novel is a mystery. Every tortilla chip is sacred. - Author: Sherman Alexie
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#4. Whether the Virgin Mary existed, I don't know. But the human need for her to appear in tortilla, that's what inspires my interest. - Author: Moby
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#5. There is no country that has the best men. - Author: Alicia Machado
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#6. Introducing Tac-os! It's meat, cheese, and lettuce flavored O's in a tortilla bowl ... it even makes the milk taste like tacos! - Author: Harry Styles
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#7. But maybe in life, she thought later, there are not only moments of strangeness but moments of knowledge, which don't appear at the time as knowledge at all - Author: Meg Wolitzer
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#8. And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito. - Author: Christopher Moore
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#9. The whole younger generation looks to me like a sum that doesn't add up.' Lavinia - Author: Ellen Glasgow
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#10. A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human. - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#11. Sometimes for an afternoon snack, I'll get some tortilla chips and half an avocado, and I'll just eat that like guacamole. - Author: Kyle MacLachlan
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#12. The vast loneliness is awe-inspiring and it makes you realize just what you have back there on Earth. - Author: Jim Lovell
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#13. Alvarenga believed he didn't need a doctor to diagnose what was wrong. He was suffering from a yearlong tortilla drought. - Author: Jonathan Franklin
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#14. I'm very confident in my sexuality, and I really don't like talking about my romantic life in the press. - Author: Jack Falahee
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#15. I really love laser-cutting. I do a lot of laser-cut jewelry and laser-etched stationery. I'll even etch my food sometimes. You can download an image online and etch it onto a tortilla or a brownie. It's so cool to meld the digital and analog worlds together. - Author: Brit Morin
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#16. I could never give up Mexican food. Nachos are usually my go-to if I'm courtside at an NBA game. I always, always get my picture taken with my mouth wide open and a tortilla chip sticking out of it! - Author: Eva Longoria
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#17. A small pepperoni pizza on a tortilla is healthier than salmon teriyaki with rice and carrots. - Author: Jorge Cruise
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#18. Really people only like the food that their mothers make. - Author: Melissa Francis
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#19. I'm first and foremost interested in the story, the characters. - Author: David Lean
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#20. Tita knew through her own flesh how fire transforms the elements, how a lump of corn flour is changed into a tortilla, how a soul that hasn't been warmed by the fire of love is lifeless, like a useless ball of corn flour. - Author: Laura Esquivel
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#21. I bout a bag of tortilla chips that was almost as big as me. And I bought some work clothes and a pair of Adidas that I could never imagine affording before in my life.

So far, America was very impressive. - Author: Yeonmi Park
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#22. I usually eat six times a day, small meals. For breakfast, an egg and a corn tortilla, salsa and cilantro, and some ham. For snacks, I'll have an apple, some string cheese, a yogurt. For lunch I'll have salad with protein in it and for dinner usually steamed vegetables and chicken or fish. - Author: Sprague Grayden
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#23. Taco Bell is going to start selling nachos and chicken nuggets wrapped in a tortilla. In other words, thank God we're going to keep Obamacare. - Author: Conan O'Brien
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#24. To make an end is to make a beginning. - Author: T. S. Eliot
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#25. Funny . . . humanity's great at the tiny patterns. We can find quarks in an atom and Jesus's face in a tortilla. But that big picture is so elusive, so overwhelming, people refuse to believe something as obvious as their life in Des Moines affects lives in Delhi. - Author: P.J. Manney
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#26. Stop determining your worth and value by what other people say. Be determined by what the Word of God (scriptures)says. - Author: Joyce Meyer
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#27. just munches away on tortilla chips and salsa like it's his last supper. Piss me off enough, it just damn well may be. - Author: Silla Webb
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