Topper Funny Quotes

#1. The concept of virginity is a social construct. If you're wondering if my commercial value, self-respect, and/or quality of my immortal soul has been affected by things that have gone in or out of my vagina the answer is no.

Christy Leigh Stewart

#2. Give assistance, not advice, in a crisis.

Aesop

#3. Kun-Yang Lin is a young Taiwanese choreographer with strong American modern dance roots. (His) New York debut at the Cunningham studio were notable for their craft and sturdy spirituality.

Jennifer Dunning

#4. Everyone has the ability to build a financial ark to survive and flourish in the future. But you must invest time in your financial education to build an ark with a solid foundation.

Robert Kiyosaki

#5. Fat people know the consequences of eating, but if the food is good enough, they just don't care.

Jim Gaffigan

#6. We see how mankind, without well thinking what they are doing, pursue, with impetuous and ardent affections, the transitory things of this world; but, in thus catching at the empty shadow of a happy life, they lose true happiness itself. In

John Calvin

#7. I believe that's a key motivation to creationism: the need to feel less inconsequential.

A. J. Jacobs

#8. The law operates by faith. If you believe, no effort is necessary to see the fulfillment of your every desire.

Neville Goddard

#9. The hat is not for the street: it will never be democratized. But there are certain houses that one cannot enter without a hat. And one must always wear a hat when lunching with people whom one does not know well. One appears to one's best advantage.

Coco Chanel