Tomkins Pharmacy Quotes

#1. Snow is all right while it is snowing; it is like inebriation because it is very pleasing when it is coming, but very unpleasing when it is going.

Ogden Nash

#2. Telling writers to shut up is a sure way to keep them talking.

James Wolcott

#3. I want to be invisible.

Megan Fox

#4. Every attempt to solve the laws of causation, time, and space would be futile, because the very attempt would have to be made by taking for granted the existence of these three.

Swami Vivekananda

#5. Being sexy is just one component. It's not a thing I am. It's a thing I can be. It's a side of myself I can tap into, just like I can tap into my funny side, my quirky side or my dramatic side. It's not what I am.

Eva Mendes

#6. I don't think the president had anything to do with Fast and Furious. I'm not sure Eric Holder did, which leads to a conversation about whether he should have known about it.

Trey Gowdy

#7. Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

Andy Borowitz

#8. He tried to fool the United Nations and did for 12 years by hiding these weapons. And so, it's going to take time to find them. But we know he had them, and whether he destroyed them, moved them or hid them, we're going to find out the truth.

George W. Bush

#9. A good woman keeps her mind right and her body tight.

Habeeb Akande

#10. You know, it would be very easy for Gilmore to break his neck on these stairs," Matt offered with a hopeful air. "Accidents do happen."
"That won't be necessary, thank you," Virginia said.
"Just a leg perhaps?

Amanda Quick

#11. A baby nursing at a mother's breast ... is an undeniable affirmation of our rootedness in nature.

David Suzuki

#12. Sometimes you'll have a heckler who's actually attempting to be supportive, but you don't realize it. Their way of expressing it is kind of confusing.

Mike Birbiglia