Toastmaster Invocation Quotes

#1. We are always the same age inside.

Gertrude Stein

#2. When I act, I don't even know there's a camera there, don't care.

Chris Penn

#3. They believe if employees are treated right and well compensated, they will be loyal to the company. A loyal employee is worth his or her weight in gold.

Serena Simpson

#4. We are nothing; less than nothing, and dreams.
We are only what might have been ...

Charles Lamb

#5. Life is wonderful, so revel in its beauty. Be all you can be, and let go of the past. It is nothing but shadows.

David Clement-Davies

#6. The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his ass.

Thomas Watson Jr.

#7. One hundred trout are needed to support one man for a year. The trout, in turn, must consume 90,000 frogs, that must consume 27 million grasshoppers that live off of 1,000 tons of grass.

G. Tyler Miller

#8. I wish they would take me as I am.

Vincent Van Gogh

#9. Like poetry, fashion does not state anything. It merely suggests

Karl Lagerfeld

#10. A bottomless abyss exists in every inch

Liu Cixin

#11. Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it.

Louis C.K.