Toaster Oven Quotes

#1. Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.

Erma Bombeck

#2. What if I take you apart and turn you into a toaster oven, how would you like that tin can?

Julie Kagawa

#3. I figured if I hoped hard enough, you wouldn't stand a chance, that even if you were straight, you'd succumb to my sparkling charm and wit and you'd convert just for me."

I almost choked on the last sip of my wine. "And you'd win the toaster oven," I teased.

"Yes,

Eva Indigo

#4. It's really fun to have a convection oven, even it if it's a little convection toaster oven. It really changes the way you bake.

Tom Douglas

#5. I already was yours, Ethan. The minute you put my panties in the toaster oven, I knew you were the one."

"Yeah? I'll admit that was an inspired move."

Noelle August

#6. I often say to prospective clients, 'Nothing will age faster than your hardware.' Even the thinnest touch screen will look like a toaster oven in a number of years.

Jake Barton

#7. I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month.

Dean Koontz

#8. Young people can be the catalyst for starting the effort to redefine what's important in America.

Andrew Shue

#9. So you're giving up? That's it? Okay, okay. We'll leave you alone, Quasimodo. We just thought, maybe you're made up of something much stronger.

Victor Hugo

#10. I didn't offer transparency. I provided one quarterly report in letter form. That was all you got. I basically demanded that if you're going to invest in my fund you need to accept my terms. The terms not being super highs, but just, I'm not going to cater to you.

Michael Burry

#11. One only needs to read twentieth-century history to see that it has been the climax of human madness, if it's measured in terms of human violence inflicted on other humans.

Eckhart Tolle

#12. All wars are crusades, or we're made to feel they are. That's just what's so wicked about them. We're made to feel - not think - and people can't think when they feel.

Margaret Ayer Barnes

#13. Hypnosis helps you to increase relaxation and recreate the positive energy in you. Masha's transforming strategy in Los Angeles converts the negative thoughts of the victim with positive. Hypnosis is a trans-personal form that eliminates your fears and phobias from your life.

Masha

#14. My work is purely autobiographical ... It is about myself and my surroundings.

Lucian Freud

#15. Why is being outed such a big deal? When I find out that someone's gay, my respect for them increases tenfold.

Scott Thompson

#16. Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

Josh Billings

#17. Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.

Jen Kirkman

#18. When you see him dressed normally he looks like a kid on his way to school. But when you see him in shorts on the pitch he makes all the other players look like students in front of a master.

Graham Hunter

#19. A successful social technique consists perhaps in finding unobjectionable means for individual self-assertion.

Eric Hoffer

#20. Ultimo hombre. Last man standing, must've been one. Where'd he go?

Cormac McCarthy

#21. If love was a river, then Martha's was the Nile: enormous, life-giving, and at regular intervals capable of drowning you in murk for reasons you didn't understand. But you couldn't do without it. And no one expected you to.

Nan Willard Cappo

#22. The top head would have controlled everything and made his poor little butt-brother miserable.

Katherine Dunn