Titus O'neil Quotes

#1. Many massacres have happened when people yell surprise! Pearl Harbor. The Tet Offensive. My uncle's 50th birthday party. I was there, man! How many more people gotta die?

Christopher Titus

#2. The issue of fracking is a stick in the hornet's nest.

Titus Welliver

#3. Pride is a great energizer for me. --Titus Ray, Chapter 1.

Luana Ehrlich

#4. For me, the greatest hurdle to success has always been failure.

Christopher Titus

#5. To paraphrase Titus 3:3, we live as slaves to various passions and pleasures, passing our days in chaos and envy, hassled by others and hassling one another. We are all very busy, but not with what matters

Kevin DeYoung

#6. Clearly, this never happens, since each thing sprung of its own specific seed and parent, grows always true to type, as we observe. The process, of course, must follow clear-cut laws.

Titus Lucretius Carus

#7. I literally had a very articulate, though highly impaired, homeless man say to me, "Smokey! I love you! What's happening with Jacob?" Here's a guy living on the street, but he finds a way to watch Lost! And I'm looking at him, thinking, Your priorities are completely ass-backward!

Titus Welliver

#8. Japan is the perfect example of make plans, and watch God laugh.

Christopher Titus

#9. If you ask my dad for help ... he'll help. Like a vulture helps an over-run armadillo on a Texas highway. One peck at the time.

Christopher Titus

#10. We spilled onto the court to celebrate, but most of the guys were confused about how excited they were supposed to be. I mean, sure we won the tournament, but at the end of the day it was the NIT and being the best team in the NIT is like being the most attractive Michigan cheerleader.

Mark Titus

#11. Remember how Paul and Barnabas urged this upon the Jews of Antioch, 'persuading them to continue in the grace of God' (Acts 13:43; Gal. 5:4; Titus 2:11; 1 Peter 5:12).

Horatius Bonar

#12. If the world is the product of nothing but natural forces and natural law, divine intervention is impossible.

Titus Lucretius Carus

#13. Hey! D'you guys hear Dr. Atkins died? Slipped on some ice, hit his head, died on life support. The man who invented the all-meat diet ... died a vegetable. That's a damn good joke. But that joke's like a Toyota Camry - reliable, not inspiring.

Christopher Titus

#14. I've never minded finding out what others thought I didn't know. Titus Ray, Chapter 3

Luana Ehrlich

#15. They had a big court battle over who got to keep me. Mom won; she made me live with Dad.

Christopher Titus

#16. I go, Andronicus: and for thy hand
Look by and by to have thy sons with thee.
[Aside]
Their heads, I mean. O, how this villany
Doth fat me with the very thoughts of it!
Let fools do good, and fair men call for grace. 1340
Aaron will have his soul black like his face.

William Shakespeare

#17. By the way, six A.M.? Not a real great time for me; you know, I'm a comic. I get off work at two. Six A.M., I'm a little grumpy. Six A.M., I'm a little P.O.ed. Six A.M., I'm like a vampire with a paper route.

Christopher Titus

#18. The yearbook voted me most likely to be scraped off an onramp by a puking fireman.

Christopher Titus

#19. If within wood hide flame and smoke and ash then wood consists of things unlike itself.

Titus Lucretius Carus

#20. The atoms in it must be used over and over again; thus the death of one thing becomes necessary for the birth of another.

Titus Lucretius Carus

#21. Islamic jihadists making sacrifices tended to create gruesome headlines.--Titus Ray, Chapter 29

Luana Ehrlich

#22. This man, Titus Oates, here in the picture. I

Robert J. Lloyd

#23. Lady Gaga is proof that David Bowie raped Carol Burnett!

Christopher Titus

#24. A Titus Andronicus catalog of threats beat at the door. They haunt my nightmares still.

David Mitchell

#25. Sometimes, to help the people you love, you've gotta commit a felony.

Christopher Titus

#26. I conceive there lies a clear rule in Titus that the elder women should instruct the younger and then I must have a time wherein I must do it.

Anne Hutchinson

#27. I have never had a problem with people not being able to understand the words and the meanings in Titus.

Julie Taymor

#28. A craft can only have meaning when it serves a spiritual way.

Titus Burckhardt

#29. If one good deed in all my life I did,
I do repent it from my very soul.

William Shakespeare

#30. The opposite is best. Whenever you're angry with someone, apply this maxim. I means doing the exact opposite of what your body's telling you to do. Believe me, it works miracles. Titus in Love in Lowercase

Francesc Miralles

#31. Life, is easy. And if yours isn't, quit whining. Oh, wait. unless you're just a head amd then, you do have it pretty rough. I don't know how you roll out of bed every morning.

Christopher Titus

#32. To be successful in life, there are many hurdles you have to get over. For me, the biggest hurdle to success has always been failure. But, growing up, my Dad was always positive ... that I'd never amount to anything.

Christopher Titus

#33. To begin, this thing he calls "homoeomeria" - take bones: you see, they're made of little bones, 835 wee, tiny ones; and from wee, tiny guts, guts are created; and blood comes into being when lots of little drops of blood foregather.

Titus Lucretius Carus

#34. Satan called - he's changed the sheets, fluffed the pillows and laid out the complimentary chocolate. Hell is ready for John Edwards.

Christopher Titus