Tiplady Couch Quotes

#1. Comedy is a very personal thing, as you would know if you've ever told the same joke to two people and had one of them laugh their head off and the other one look at you as though you were a completely cretin.

Andrew Denton

#2. Hobbies are for wimps who don't have the guts to follow their passion.

Valerie Thomas

#3. I don't go out and get arrested anymore. The most extravagant thing I do these days is play golf. I'm like an old man.

Brad Renfro

#4. Helping someone because you feel sorry for them is one thing, but doing it because you like them and care about what happens to them is better. That means you aren't doing it for yourself.

Katherine Allred

#5. Your inner nature is your kind nature, when you give unconditionally, when you are inspired or feel truly motivated and full of vitality

Gyalwa Dokhampa

#6. Writer's block doesn't exist ... lack of imagination does.

Cyrese Covelli

#7. I found, especially with stand-up, that if a premise works, you can make the joke work. If a premise doesn't work, you can't force it to.

Nick Kroll

#8. Most unfortunately, in the lives of puppets there is always a 'but' that spoils everything.

Carlo Collodi

#9. I think there's too much mult-tasking going on. I think people need to quiet down and focus and be still more.

Ellen DeGeneres

#10. The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner.

Tallulah Bankhead

#11. Now, I don't know how they judge all that, but if anybody in the world deserves to be in the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame, Ritchie Valens does.

Waylon Jennings

#12. The key to evil? Freedom. The key to freedom? Money. For you, my darlings, freedom to do what you like to do makes you. Not that that stops you doing what you like, since you like doing what you like more than you like liking what you do ...

Glen Duncan