Tina Fey Book Quotes

#1. My mind wants to interpret
All my dreams.
My heart wants to love
All my dreams.
My soul wants to fulfil
All my dreams.

Sri Chinmoy

#2. A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory

Tina Fey

#3. If I'm going to see people, I won't wear heavy makeup. It's not attractive on me. When you see those pictures on my Instagram, they are usually for when I'm doing a photo shoot or an interview.

Kylie Jenner

#4. A pity it was so early in the day and I couldn't treat myself to the roller coaster. we'll have to come back, you and I, and make up for it."
"Sure, when I've lost my mind and want to rush screaming through the air in a little car.

J.D. Robb

#5. Nature has not placed us in an inferior rank to men, no more than the females of other animals, where we see no distinction of capacity, though I am persuaded if there was a commonwealth of rational horses ... it would be an established maxim amongst them that a mare could not be taught to pace.

Mary Wortley Montagu

#6. I'm going to kiss you."
"Here?"
"Oh, yeah. Right here, right now.

Simone Elkeles

#7. In recent years, perhaps encouraged by competition from McDonald's, the British hamburger has become a credit to the nation. At the time of which I speak, it looked like a scorched beer-coaster or a tenderized disc brake.

Clive James

#8. Perhaps you're a parent and you bought this book to learn how to raise an achievement-oriented, drug-free adult virgin ... The essential ingredients, I can tell you up front, are a strong father figure, bad skin, and a child-sized colonial-lady outfit.

Tina Fey

#9. American-made genuine book. Each component of this book was selected to provide you with maximum book performance, whatever your reading needs may be. If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical

Tina Fey

#10. If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?'

Lewis Black

#11. To live creatively free, do what you know how to do now, then 'act as if' you know how to do the rest.

Katharine Hepburn

#12. Everything is true in some sense, false in some sense, and meaningless in another sense.

Camden Benares

#13. Maybe you bought this book because you love Sarah Palin and you want to find reasons to hate me. We've got that! I use all kinds of elitist words like "impervious" and "torpor," and I think gay people are just as good at watching their kids play hockey as straight people. Maybe

Tina Fey

#14. February was sobbing and blustering its lachrymose way into March, when she received a letter from the Dean.

Dorothy L. Sayers

#15. Each person begins life with a head start in some areas and a handicap in other areas.

Daniel Lapin