Tim Hawkins Quotes

#1. When Facebook acquired Oculus, the game changed immediately. You saw big companies jumping in. You saw people like Google getting fully committed, and then Microsoft came along with HoloLens - there was a lot of stuff that people were doing before, but now the space really ignited.

Brendan Iribe

#2. We have our own language. Christianese ... We don't say 'He's out of his mind,' no, we say 'That's our youth pastor.

Tim Hawkins

#3. Every town you go to, they tell you what's special about their town. What they're number one at ... This guy comes up and says, 'D'you know that we're the home of the world's largest frying pan?'
' ... Really! That is great 'cause I'm writin' a new book called Things I Don't Care About.

Tim Hawkins

#4. Vision -
You dream the impossible;
You imagine the incredible;
You achieve the extraordinary.

Tim Hawkins

#5. Legality and oppression are not unknown to run hand in hand.

Tim Hawkins

#6. Some people are more expressive in worship. Some people more subtle and it's all good

Tim Hawkins

#7. You need to go sit on the pot.

Tim Hawkins

#8. Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went.

Maureen Lipman

#9. She has no idea how pretty she is - or what kind of problems her beauty will cause for her at a place like Blackcliff. The wind pulls at her hair again, and I catch her scent - like fruit and sugar.

Sabaa Tahir

#10. I could always make people around me laugh. It was more of a defense mechanism more than anything else, because I was a pretty shy guy.

Tim Hawkins

#11. I would put primary emphasis on a good standard of living equitably distributed. It can't be equal, but one that eliminates the terrible cruelty of poverty.

John Kenneth Galbraith

#12. I've noticed the people most uptight about smokers and drinkers don't really have a problem with gluttony and gossip.

Tim Hawkins

#13. I've just been fired over the phone by Yahoo's chairman of the board

Carol Bartz

#14. Two conditions that warrant someone's unconditional devotion: 1. Save their life 2. Help them move a pillow top mattress

Tim Hawkins