Tim Dorsey Serge Quotes

#1. Whether the glass seems half full or half empty depends on how thirsty you are.

Marty Rubin

#2. Belong to a religion? Doesn't bother me if you do, as long as it's not one that says to stop thinking and be loud about it.

Tim Dorsey

#3. Remember the key to life," Serge shouted over the engine. "Always act like you deserve to be here.

Tim Dorsey

#4. The pair sat relaxed and stared toward U.S. 1 at nothing in particular. Coleman rested his joint on the edge of the window and popped a beer. "This is the life." "You said it, buddy." Serge uncapped a bottle of water. "Florida, a full tank of gas, and no appointments.

Tim Dorsey

#5. Florida is a theme park," said Serge. "And the theme is weirdness.

Tim Dorsey

#6. I'm proud to be one. I feel a lot stronger, a lot sexier and I think that all of that is reflected in my music.

Lisa Stansfield

#7. Life's too short to sit around and wait.

Stephanie Gilmore

#8. Do you think heaven's like that?
Could be worse, said Serge. You know all those pushy people who keep telling us we're not going to heaven? It could be full of them instead.

Tim Dorsey

#9. Favorite Places:
I'm not that good at being a tourist because I'm always looking at the way the light shines in your hair or the way your dress opens to the wind & my favorite places in the world are places filled with you.

Brian Andreas

#10. This was the beginning of Tampa," said Serge. "They built Fort Brooke here in 1823.

Tim Dorsey

#11. I love conversations!" "Why?" "Because we're all crazy!" said Serge. "And that's how society makes progress: imaginations getting together and glancing off each other in accidental tangents of invention.

Tim Dorsey

#12. Serge nodded. 'And I respect your opinion because you smoke marijuana. You're chemically biased against violence and job applications.

Tim Dorsey

#13. When a dish works, it works for everyone, whether you're Asian, European, African, American or anybody else.

Joel Robuchon

#14. I smell panic," said Serge. "These are different animals now. They're starting to winnow out the weak at the fringe of the herd. We need to hurry or this could affect our snack situation.

Tim Dorsey

#15. My first trip to Japan, in 1998, began with an enormous crowd of Japanese paparazzi and television crews, all waiting for me to clear customs in Tokyo (a first-time experience for this wine critic). Over the next five days, the attention never waned.

Robert M. Parker Jr.

#16. Delicious baked goods were the great work hostility equalizer, no matter how unorthodox the workplace.

Molly Harper

#17. The common good," said Serge. "It's not hip.

Tim Dorsey

#18. That, and the untended mental health problems. We have all these insane armed hobos coming from the Midwest, usually Ohio. Fuck Ohio.

Tim Dorsey

#19. What do they mean 'serial killers'! said Serge. (person 1), okay. But (person 2) was self-defence and the (person 3)-I mean, that was the World Series! You can call me a murderer, fair is fair, but as soon as you put 'serial' in front of it, everyone automatically thinks your crazy.

Tim Dorsey

#20. My boots were so heavy that I was glad there was a column beneath us. How could such a lonely person have been living so close to me my whole life? If I had known, I would have gone up to keep him company.

Jonathan Safran Foer

#21. Impossible' isn't in my vocabulary, said Serge.

Tim Dorsey

#22. Serge bowed his own head and closed his eyes God, please protect us from your followers. Amen

Tim Dorsey

#23. What is the main thing in love? To know and to hide. To know about the one you love and to hide that you love. At times the hiding (shame) overpowers the knowing (passion). The passion for the hidden - the passion for the revealed.

Marina Tsvetaeva

#24. Serge's attention-deficit disorder was the first of many hyphens. Obsessive-compulsive, manic-depressive, anal-retentive, paranoid-schizophrenic. He was believed to be the only self-inflicted case of shaken-baby syndrome.

Tim Dorsey

#25. Yes Serge has killed a lot of people , but let's not overlook all of his other accomplishments.

Tim Dorsey

#26. Almighty Father, please stop making jerks. Amen...Break!

Tim Dorsey