Thrangu Rinpoche Quotes

#1. A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words

Shania Twain

#2. It was informational. About how to perform oral sex on men. You know, one man teaching another. It was really fascinating and I've always wondered about the techniques he discussed - ow. Ow! You're squeezing a little hard, Van Holtz."
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"Well, if you're willing to be my test subject - ack!

Shelly Laurenston

#3. The passage from the state of nature to the civil state produces a very remarkable change in man, by substituting justice for instinct in his conduct.

Henri Rousseau

#4. Mm-mm, no, thank you, no, I don't want an enchilaaadaaa. Nor do I want a burr-eye-to. Or a tay-co. Or any other bizarre, unneccessary vowel substitutions.

Greg Proops

#5. Meditation is not supposed to be the fabrication or the reinforcement of some particular state, but simply the cultivation of the awareness of whatever is arising in the mind.

Thrangu Rinpoche

#6. What are the boundaries of charity? When started, where does it morally end?

Tatjana Soli

#7. The world will call you a failure. Listen well, then realize, they are wrong. After that, get up and fail better.

Jennifer Megan Varnadore

#8. I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.

Emo Philips

#9. You learn to read the audiences after a while, and there are all different kinds of gigs.

Van Morrison