Thought Provokingly Humorous Quotes

#1. There isn't a day I do not work at my job, or a waking moment when I do not think through a work-related problem. Even my critics cannot begrudge the long hours I put in. Our people deserve a government that works just as hard as they do.

Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo

#2. The annihilation of a woman's personality, individuality, will, character, is prerequisite to male sexuality.

Andrea Dworkin

#3. He was sad because his new friend was so bloodthirsty.

E.B. White

#4. Don't Spit in the Soup, We All Gotta Eat

Lyndon B. Johnson

#5. The young will never know
how recklessly we went
from bed to bed,
from body to body,
from night to night.
it all, at times, became a
bore.

Charles Bukowski

#6. I started out wanting to be a straight adventure cartoonist, but in 1979 realized what my real bag was.

Mike Royer

#7. You gotta get back to your essence,
Use your gifts and share your presence,
Don't count your dollars 'til you count your blessings.

Talib Kweli

#8. At least I'm not afraid, and no one will ever call me boring.

A.D. Posey

#9. The Word of God is active, energizing, sharp and powerful like a two-edged sword.

Joyce Meyer

#10. You can't have a sustainable US economy without a great education system. Teach students to do the job right. You don't have an innovative economy unless you have a great education.

Walter Isaacson

#11. The joy of a strong nature is as cloudless as its suffering is desolate.

Ouida

#12. My original interests and intentions in guitar playing were primarily created on quality of tone, for instance, the way the instrument could be made to echo or simulate the human voice.

Eric Clapton