Theophilus P Wildebeeste Quotes

#1. The remark has been made that in the Civil War the North reaped the victory and the South the glory.

Richard M. Weaver

#2. There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards?

Josh Billings

#3. Imagination blocks you like a bolt on a door. Burn that bar. (Rumi)

Idries Shah

#4. Well ... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.

Colin Quinn

#5. Sheep are not considered the most intelligent animals but British scientist say humans may have underestimated the woolly creatures. In fact, the British scientific community is even suggesting that the animals might even be "Irish-smart.".

Jon Stewart

#6. Mr.D got up with a huge sigh. Yes,I suppose I'd better say hello to all you brats.

Rick Riordan

#7. In New York, you couldn't wish for a nicer audience, or in L.A., Chicago, Boston. But when you get into secondary markets, they don't have a clue.

Bryan Ferry

#8. - And I won't deny your neighbors will take you more seriously if you tell them you've written a novel. (Of course if that's the main concern, just go and tell them. You don't have to write anything. Just lie a little. Don't worry - they won't beg to read the manuscript.)

Lawrence Block

#9. Been there, done that.

Angela Brown

#10. Every human being should know two languages: the language of society and the language of signs. One serves to communicate with other people, the other serves to understand God's messages.

Paulo Coelho

#11. I love my kids. I'm crazy about them.

Colin Farrell

#12. I symbolized doping ... My phone rarely rings. I can count on the fingers of one hand the number of riders who call me.

Richard Virenque

#13. Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.

Gary Larson

#14. If you have a dream, this is your chance. We don't always have to play it safe because people might think you're weird.

Jason Mraz