Thenjiwe Comedy Quotes

#1. There is no more pressure on my rudder, he once remarked. Plain sailing, no drag on other people either. A bit of dancing now and then, that's fine. I still see those girls, but I pretend they're paintings. Or advertisements. But that was only later.

Cees Nooteboom

#2. Let's get deeper.
Let's go past the flesh.
It takes thought, to really get into this.

Shaune Bordere

#3. When it's only Monday and my bestie is already having a horrible week, I start hunting for memes to send him so that in amongst all the pain and misery he can get really annoyed that his whatsapp is going every two minutes with pointless pictures taking up all of the space on his phone.

C.S. Woolley

#4. I don't know why, but whenever I'd look at Amber, all determined and long-legged, I'd imagine her climbing out of a car wreck while the slow, sluggish passengers burned inside.

Rebecca Godfrey

#5. We need to be skilled into knowing God and His Word, then act as excellent translators of these things to the people in our churches.

Vicky Beeching

#6. I live my life in a sea of clothes. And it's fantastic to be able to use them and play with them.

Suki Waterhouse

#7. An agony. The exit like the entrance - but reversed. A palindrome: gut-tug.

Lorrie Moore

#8. If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

Jack Lemmon

#9. The camera or the microphone in the booth is merciless. If you don't believe what you're saying, it hears it. If you don't believe it, it sees it in your eyes, it hears it in your voice that there isn't the conviction there.

Riz Ahmed

#10. It's such a rarity to have women in senior powerful positions. We can name them all. Fact is, women can handle power and handle it well. That's something I'd like a lot more women to understand.

Christine Nixon

#11. I figure when you come to a crossroads, you have a choice: right turn, left turn, straight ahead. Or you can just pull over to the side of the road and call it quits. But if you've got a good stretch of road up ahead and someone fun to travel it with, why stay stuck in the galdern ditch?

Chris Grabenstein

#12. You can't be a rebel without the scars that come with it. Truth is, some days scars are just as ugly as they are beautiful.

Criss Jami

#13. For one who knows me, I am one with him;
for one who wants to know me,
I am very near to him;
and for one who does not know me,
I am a beggar before him.

Anandamayi Ma

#14. The gist of what Mayor Giuliani said
that the President has shown himself to be completely unable to speak the truth about the nature of the threats from these ISIS terrorists - is true.

Bobby Jindal

#15. Psychic development is not a fanatical, freaky study, predicting the future, talking to UFOs, and being able to find out curious facts that are basically irrelevant to one's time in life.

Frederick Lenz