The Weatherman Quotes

#1. The kind of neuroscience that I do and my colleagues do is almost like the weatherman. We are always chasing storms. We want to see and measure storms - brainstorms, that is.

Miguel Nicolelis

#2. The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.

Bill Cosby

#3. humidity made her question if it would really rain on New Year's Eve like the weatherman predicted. Instead, it intensified the

Tia Kelly

#4. In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.

Bob Hope

#5. The weatherman is not only blamed for his failure to foretell, he is blamed for the weather itself.

Chuck Jones

#6. The weatherman/woman definitely has SuperPowers.

Margaret Aranda

#7. Whenever people cried themselves to sleep, the tears would all go to the same place, and in the morning the weatherman could report if the water level of the Reservoir of Tears had gone up or down, and you could know if New York was in heavy boots.

Jonathan Safran Foer

#8. I turned my air conditioner the other way around and it got cold out. The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees out today.' I said, oops

Steven Wright

#9. I've called myself the Pied Piper, I've called myself the Weatherman, I've called myself Kellz, I've called myself a lot of things, changing the name, switching it up, just flipping, remixing. But never to harm anybody. Never to make a deep statement for people to dig into and figure it out.

R. Kelly

#10. The weatherman is always as honest as he is vague.

Laura Kasischke

#11. People over 100 are the fastest-growing group in America. People soon will be working 'til 100 - some because they have to - and living 'til 125 or even 135. What do I know, I'm just a weatherman, but I've made a hobby of studying this, and it's phenomenal.

Willard Scott

#12. To me, the idea of a weatherman is really powerful. There's a guy on television or on the radio telling us the future, and nobody cares. It's this daily mundane miracle, and I think the songs I chose are about noticing the beauty in normal, everyday life.

Gregory Alan Isakov

#13. I've known Woody Weatherman since fifth grade and I'm 46 so that's a long time man.

Reed Mullin

#14. You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

Bob Dylan

#15. The TV weatherman has always been one of the best, most secure jobs. They change anchors, they change the set, producers come and go. But the weather person hangs on forever!

Willard Scott

#16. ...being a weatherman in Ireland is about the biggest scam going.

Rachel Friedman

#17. If you hear an expert talking about the Internet and saying it [does] this, or it will do that, you should treat it with the same skepticism that you might treat the comments of an economist about the economy or a weatherman about the weather.

Danny Hillis

#18. Well," she said, "I'm no weatherman, but I predict you'll be getting several inches tonight.

Sylvia Day

#19. I began as a weatherman and I learned very quickly I wasn't very good at it.

Bob Iger

#20. Weatherman says," Kev scoffed. "I wouldn't trust that silly bugger to know it's raining now.

Ransom Riggs

#21. I can't think of a more natural experience in my entire life than playing with Mike Dean, Woody Weatherman again. I really learned how to play with them in terms of drumming.

Reed Mullin