The Umbrella Man Quotes

#1. I mean, you know, we don't live in a perfect world.

Michael Bloomberg

#2. Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

Mae West

#3. Under the big political umbrella, a man is just like a leaf in the ocean, with no control of his destiny and does not have any choice.

Zhang Yimou

#4. There's a man masturbating in your bathroom!" She grabbed an umbrella from the foyer and held it in front of her like a weapon, poised for battle. "Ashlyn! Did you hear what I said? Call the police!

Kendall Ryan

#5. Who included me among the ranks of the human race?

Joseph Brodsky

#6. Whatever the adversity, if a man is on hand to provide ease to a lady's cause, I think he's a shitheel if he stands idly by when she could use an umbrella, a handkerchief, or a steady arm.

Nick Offerman

#7. The frontiers are not east or west, north or south, but wherever a man fronts a fact.

Henry David Thoreau

#8. I can only put it sufficiently curtly in a careless simile. A Socialist means a man who thinks a walking-stick like an umbrella because they both go into the umbrella-stand. Yet they are as different as a battle-ax and a bootjack.

G.K. Chesterton

#9. For the first time I feel really free.

Latif Yahia

#10. There's an image that some of us have of Jackie Onassis, stepping out in the rain, and Maurice Tempelsman is holding her umbrella. We want that man. We want the man to be the concierge and the masseur and the travel booker.

Sandra Tsing Loh

#11. Never stop and never settle but settle down for the one who lets you draw cities on their skin with the tips of your fingers.

Pleasefindthis

#12. If we have no respect for our viewers, then how can we have any respect for ourselves and what we do?

Christiane Amanpour

#13. I think I gave myself to him as deeply as I could, but I cannot exactly remember.

Senta Holland

#14. I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.

Jimmy Cannon

#15. You've got a little round ball and a little round bat and anything can happen.

Lefty Grove

#16. Draughtsmen may be made, but colourists are born.

Eugene Delacroix

#17. Forward into the untrodden! Courage, old man,and hold on to your umbrella! Have you got your garters on? Mind your hat! ("Mr. Arcularis")

Conrad Aiken

#18. Rain is nature's art; umbrella is man's art. When you walk with your umbrella in a rainy day, you walk with a super art which is a combination of two different arts!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#19. A lot of visions remain visions and never come to realization

Sunday Adelaja

#20. I would just randomly blurt out things like, 'What if a man showed up today and was carrying an umbrella, but it wasn't raining?' Eventually, people started to call me weird.

Lynn Coady

#21. The low green tent Whose curtain never outward swings.

John Greenleaf Whittier

#22. Did he who made the lamb make thee?

William Blake

#23. Everyone is the Umbrella Man and he is everyone. Every cough, sneeze, smile and wave means both everything and nothing. The signals are everywhere.

Craig Clevenger

#24. It takes a lot to still believe in people.

Nate Ruess

#25. He was so benevolent, so merciful a man that, in his mistaken passion, he would have held an umbrella over a duck in a shower of rain.

Douglas William Jerrold