The Umbrella Man Quotes

#1. Everyone is the Umbrella Man and he is everyone. Every cough, sneeze, smile and wave means both everything and nothing. The signals are everywhere.

Craig Clevenger

#2. If we have no respect for our viewers, then how can we have any respect for ourselves and what we do?

Christiane Amanpour

#3. He was so benevolent, so merciful a man that, in his mistaken passion, he would have held an umbrella over a duck in a shower of rain.

Douglas William Jerrold

#4. It takes a lot to still believe in people.

Nate Ruess

#5. Did he who made the lamb make thee?

William Blake

#6. The low green tent Whose curtain never outward swings.

John Greenleaf Whittier

#7. I would just randomly blurt out things like, 'What if a man showed up today and was carrying an umbrella, but it wasn't raining?' Eventually, people started to call me weird.

Lynn Coady

#8. A lot of visions remain visions and never come to realization

Sunday Adelaja

#9. Rain is nature's art; umbrella is man's art. When you walk with your umbrella in a rainy day, you walk with a super art which is a combination of two different arts!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#10. Forward into the untrodden! Courage, old man,and hold on to your umbrella! Have you got your garters on? Mind your hat! ("Mr. Arcularis")

Conrad Aiken

#11. Draughtsmen may be made, but colourists are born.

Eugene Delacroix

#12. You've got a little round ball and a little round bat and anything can happen.

Lefty Grove

#13. I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.

Jimmy Cannon

#14. I think I gave myself to him as deeply as I could, but I cannot exactly remember.

Senta Holland

#15. Never stop and never settle but settle down for the one who lets you draw cities on their skin with the tips of your fingers.

Pleasefindthis

#16. There's an image that some of us have of Jackie Onassis, stepping out in the rain, and Maurice Tempelsman is holding her umbrella. We want that man. We want the man to be the concierge and the masseur and the travel booker.

Sandra Tsing Loh

#17. For the first time I feel really free.

Latif Yahia

#18. I can only put it sufficiently curtly in a careless simile. A Socialist means a man who thinks a walking-stick like an umbrella because they both go into the umbrella-stand. Yet they are as different as a battle-ax and a bootjack.

G.K. Chesterton

#19. The frontiers are not east or west, north or south, but wherever a man fronts a fact.

Henry David Thoreau

#20. Whatever the adversity, if a man is on hand to provide ease to a lady's cause, I think he's a shitheel if he stands idly by when she could use an umbrella, a handkerchief, or a steady arm.

Nick Offerman

#21. Who included me among the ranks of the human race?

Joseph Brodsky

#22. There's a man masturbating in your bathroom!" She grabbed an umbrella from the foyer and held it in front of her like a weapon, poised for battle. "Ashlyn! Did you hear what I said? Call the police!

Kendall Ryan

#23. Under the big political umbrella, a man is just like a leaf in the ocean, with no control of his destiny and does not have any choice.

Zhang Yimou

#24. Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

Mae West

#25. I mean, you know, we don't live in a perfect world.

Michael Bloomberg