The Miz Quotes

#1. The Miz can out brawl Randy Orton. Out wrestle him, out shine him, out smart him and out class him.

Alex Riley

#2. Whether you like it or not, this man is the future of the WWE and I really wouldn't talk to him like that. Because he is The Miz and he is awesome.

Alex Riley

#3. My name is Alex Riley and I've been signed to a personal services contract for The Miz.

Alex Riley

#4. Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.

Alex Riley

#5. I'm The Miz and I'm awesome!

The Miz

#6. And if you're not buying my dinnner or you think you fancy, you're not getting a date with The Miz!

Alex Riley

#7. And frankly, I'm a huge gold digger and The Miz is about to make a lot of money!

Alex Riley

#8. I do everything The Miz needs me to do. I make sure everything goes smoothly. If I can get involved in the match when the referee is not looking. You know, we have to keep the title!

Alex Riley

#9. Miz Beauty does not speak. You've got to discover her erogenous zones, her favorite subjects of conversation, her sign, all on your own. Meanwhile, Miz Piggy's coming like an express train. She doesn't get it every day. And she's hell-bent to make the most of it. She wants more, more, more.

Dany Laferriere

#10. I pride myself on not being run of the mill. I don't want to be your umpteenth Fantine in 'Les Miz.'

Rachel Tucker

#11. I'm from Cleveland. I like thunderstorms; I like a little rain in my life.

The Miz

#12. What are you two doing flirting with this nerd? I told you, you are supposed to be in charge of the 50 dancing girls I had set up for Miz's celebration.

Alex Riley

#13. You're right John! I can't see you! Your movies aren't in theaters long enough!

The Miz

#14. I think it's my motivation and my dedication to prove everyone wrong whenever they tell me I can't do something.

The Miz

#15. Michael Cole is a visionary!

The Miz

#16. Just heard who made who by ac/dc and asked a ry what movie? He had no idea. Disappointed. He will be doing my laundry today.

The Miz

#17. Me and Miz are one and the same. I share some of the qualities he has and I need to learn some things from him, but there's absolutely no jealousy here between the two of us.

Alex Riley

#18. What does Justin Bieber have that I don't?!

The Miz

#19. I mean, it blows me away that I have fans or I have people that know me in Iraq that are protecting me.

The Miz

#20. Relax, I'm going to be out there with you.

The Miz

#21. In my very first Wrestlemania match, I won. 17 wins from tying the Undertaker. Don't laugh.

The Miz

#22. Alex Riley is a star - he looks like a star, acts like a star. He is a star.

The Miz

#23. A lot of my friends were a lot into theatre a lot earlier than I was. A lot of my friends were kids who were in The Broadway Kids and the kids auditioning for Gavroche in 'Les Miz.' I was never that kid. I was weaned on Michael Jackson. Not literally, because that would have been odd.

Erich Bergen

#24. Alex Riley does a lot of things for me. I teach him so many things.

The Miz

#25. If he wants some, come - well I don't wanna say that!

The Miz

#26. I walked backstage, standing ovation. Everyone was backstage clapping.

The Miz

#27. I had Alex Riley out there as well and he's jumping up and down excited. You know, hugging me and the fans are going nuts and booing me.

The Miz

#28. It was so cute and she was so shy. Someone told me that Randy Orton went up and hugged her and she wouldn't let go. It was kind of cute.

The Miz

#29. I'm the type of person that likes to give people a hard time, and I enjoy doing little pranks. If I see someone getting a little aroused I have to keep pushing that button.

The Miz

#30. I'm actually even thinking of stealing the Walls of Jericho and turning in into the Walls of Miz.

The Miz

#31. It's not willing to settle for anything less than success.

The Miz

#32. Now I'm a little hurt. Let me check my tears in the reflection of my championship gold.

The Miz

#33. Michael Cole loves me and I love it!

The Miz

#34. I don't like giving or receiving gifts because I don't like that initial reaction. Although I do enjoy the love and the family aspect of Christmas, and I love eating with my family and friends and reconnecting with them.

The Miz

#35. I welcome anyone that wants to come into the WWE and try it, because, I was the type of person that was not welcome with open arms. People didn't want me to come in because I was from a Reality background. But I'm the first person that says, bring anybody in.

The Miz

#36. I never got that show - Les Miz. It's about the French guy, right, who steals a loaf of bread, and then he suffers for the rest of his life. For Toast. Get over it!

Paul Rudnick

#37. Besides singing "Jump Around" to all the WWE superstars in the locker room? Uh ... I enjoy listening to music, pumping up, and getting really muscular and oily. I like to oil myself before.

The Miz

#38. I have loved 'Les Miz' for so long. It was the first Broadway show I'd ever done.

Lea Michele

#39. But God does use the foolish things of the world to confound the wise. It doesn't matter who we are really - just who He is. - Miz Opal

Martha Finley

#40. Some people said I was annoying, but now look how far we've come.

The Miz

#41. Whenever I do a movie I always like to base my character off of a couple different characters.

The Miz

#42. Aster was eager for any kind of
Chance. She had only wanted a chance. A way out, a greater story than the one that had been written for her, just like I had wanted. Tell my bapa I tried, Miz. A chance to control her own destiny. But for her, escape was impossible.

Mary E. Pearson

#43. Does misfortune follow you everywhere, Miz Powell?" "Not normally," She pursed the lips that he found increasingly fascinating. "Why do you ask?"
"Because I'm thinking it might be prudent for me to increase my insurance before I drive you anywhere.

Victoria Vane

#44. God forbid you should be bereft, Miz Mimi," I'd said. "Tell you what. If you let me pick the play - something not too controversial, I promise - I'll do it." Her frown had disappeared into the brilliant Mimi Corcoran

Stephen King

#45. I felt myself getting teary eyed. And I was like, 'Wait a second. You can't do that. You're the WWE Champion.' Then I went out of the ring, Alex Riley was there and we both celebrated together. Feeling his excitement made me feel even more excited.

The Miz

#46. No, listen to me! Look in my eye. You need to beat Randy Orton.

The Miz

#47. You all sound like a bunch of ducks! What? What? What? What? Shut up while I'm talking!

The Miz

#48. Today I was in the gym benching 400 pounds. A-Ry is my witness to this.

The Miz

#49. It's pretty awesome. Mattel does such a great job with detail ... I'm way better looking than Ken. Barbie's been hitting on my action figure the whole time. She actually asked the stocking people if she could hang next to me, but they said no - because it's PG.

The Miz

#50. In the modern operas that 'Miss Saigon' and 'Les Miz' are, nobody breaks out into song from conventional book dialogue. Everything is sung from beginning to end, including the recitative.

Lea Salonga

#51. Wait here, Miz Meg, and we'll holler when we're undressed and under the covers. We know it don't bother you seein' our backsides since you're a widow and all, but it'd sure bother us ... even though you've seen em before. We kinda like to keep 'em to ourselves

Lorraine Heath

#52. Do you wanna be really really awesome? Just keep watching me.

The Miz

#53. I have a girlfriend. I give my heart to her. She's around, she's everywhere, we travel together. She's beautiful, she's gorgeous, she's everything you want in a woman. She doesn't complain.. but I can tune her out just enough.

The Miz

#54. I think all women have some sort of beauty in them.

The Miz

#55. The man who will be the future of the WWE. He will be right under me. He is the man, he is the myth, he is the legend, soon to be.. he is, Alex Riley.

The Miz

#56. The only shows I saw as a kid were that holy trinity: 'Les Miz,' 'Cats,' 'Phantom.'

Lin-Manuel Miranda

#57. Miz Louisa, she believed in God with all her soul. But she don't subscribe to church much. She say the way some folk run they's churches, it take God right out cha heart.' - Eugene Randall

David Baldacci