The Missus Quotes

#1. You're like everyone else, Strike; you want your civil liberties when you've told the missus you're at the office and you're at a lap-dancing club, but you want twenty-four-hour surveillance on your house when someone's trying to force your bathroom window open. Can't have it both ways.

Robert Galbraith

#2. After we ate our heaping slice of humble pie, we asked the missus if she could at least serve it up a la mode next time.

Timothy Schaffert

#3. I'm a couch potato. I love to stay in and just watch a DVD with the missus. Or we all go over to Louis's house and watch 'X Factor.'

Zayn Malik

#4. George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!

Red Buttons

#5. We are not that flash, me or the missus. In fact, we are quite low-maintenance.

Guy Ritchie

#6. lunch parties that the missus had for her girlfriends. Mamie and Gertie and Peg and Eunice. They were forever saying each other's names. Mamie and Gertie and Peg and Eunice, all the size of her, boasting about the presents their husbands gave them for their birthdays

Edna O'Brien

#7. I'm not too good with packing. I always have every intention of doing it the week before and then leave it until the last moment - but at least I do it myself, I don't leave it to the missus.

Andrew Flintoff

#8. I'd like to work with the missus, but there's nothing in the pipeline at the moment.

Guy Ritchie

#9. Willpower is misunderstood. The very word suggests that wanting something badly enough bequeaths that necessary strength to achieve or overcome something. If that were the case, I'd be Michael Fassbender's missus by now.

Annmarie O'Connor

#10. The worst person to be in the celebrity Big Brother house with would be Peter Andre - cos I hate his Missus.

Jodie Marsh

#11. Long aprons with starch. Off in the drawing room, it sounded like bees buzzing. Missus showed

Sue Monk Kidd

#12. If you look at anyone at the top of their profession, there has to be something a little bit different. Some of the top musicians are quirky aren't they, to say the least. You have to be driven, cold, hard and mentally tough as iron. My missus thinks I'm a bit weird.

Michael Owen

#13. My missus knows to leave me alone.

Brian O'Driscoll

#14. Charleston had a case of the grandeurs. Up till I was eight or so, I thought the grandeurs was a shitting sickness. Missus was a short,

Sue Monk Kidd

#15. We went to see him later (on Saturday night) and he was sitting on his hospital bed, getting pelters from my missus for still being in his dirty kit, absolutely stinking.

Sean Lamont

#16. What goes on between a man and his missus is nobody's business; especially where desert toppin's involved.

Tanya Huff

#17. The Russell slaves name Tom has his own blacksmith shop on East Bay. Missus Russell let him work for hire all day

Sue Monk Kidd

#18. Missus called out to Tomfry, said keep it down, a lady shouldn't know where her bacon comes from. When we heard that, I told Aunt-Sister, missus didn't know what end her bacon went in and what end it came out. Aunt-Sister slapped me into yesterday.

Sue Monk Kidd

#19. If my missus is there and she approves of the person I get to bite boobs - and necks.

Stephen Moyer

#20. I have always said that the best feeling in the world is scoring a goal. Don't tell my missus that, but it is. When that ball hits the back of the net, it is fantastic.

Alan Shearer

#21. You ask me what makes a woman comely?" He tapped one finger lightly against her temple and said, "Thoughts, missus. It's thoughts that make a woman so.

Kathleen Kent

#22. There is nothing else to say, so I just murmur, "I know. Thank you for the chance." And I add, "Merry Christmas, Missus Stein."
"We call it Hanukkah, but thank you, Miss Phelan.

Kathryn Stockett

#23. You can't really write a full album about your missus. She'll start getting the wrong idea and start thinking I like her.

Noel Gallagher

#24. I wish you had a 'little missus' who could pet you as I used to pet papa when he had a headache. I should like to be your 'little missus' myself, poor dear! Good night-good night. God bless you!

Frances Hodgson Burnett

#25. Missus said I was the worst waiting maid in Charleston. She said, "You are abysmal, Hetty, abysmal." I asked Miss Sarah what abysmal means and she said, "Not quite up to standard." Uh huh. I could tell from missus' face, there's bad, there's worse, and after that comes abysmal.

Sue Monk Kidd