Thank You Captain Obvious Quotes

#1. Thank you, Captain Obvious."
"I'm on the Senate," he reminded me. "It's Lord Obvious.

Karen Chance

#2. We obscure our self-knowledge with anxiety; that it is not what we desire but what we fear and dread we may desire that impedes us - a

John Cheever

#3. If you take yourself to be the body and mind only, you will die! When you discover yourself as awareness, the fear of death will not trouble you any longer.

Mooji

#4. It's a timeline!' Elysia exclaimed.
'Thanks, Captain Obvious,' said Ferbus.
Elysia glared at him. 'Thank you, Captain Overused Expression.'
'No, thank you, Captain Shut Your Facehole.

Gina Damico

#5. Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better, whereas enslavement is a certainty of the worst.

Albert Camus

#6. There is no way to convince someone that you don't hate him or her. You can convince him or her, however, that your opposition is a liar and a hater. When

Ben Shapiro

#7. Life loves to reveal herself to the raw, courageous doubters; to those who are willing to live inside the question.

Jacob Nordby

#8. The right approach to life is one that hungers to know as many truths as one can and to avoid as many falsehoods as possible.

J.P. Moreland

#9. Anger is a short madness.

Horace

#10. I think the whole thing is kind of sad, honestly, in the same way that our civilization - particularly the consumers of pop culture - has grown so used to an emasculated, bare-chested leading man that something like simply growing a mustache can impress people.

Nick Offerman

#11. You CAN have it all. You just can't have it all at once.

Oprah Winfrey

#12. They fuck you up, your mum and dad? No, that wasn't it at all. Well, they did do that, perhaps, but they also allowed you to become the person, and the writer, that you had it in you to be.

Salman Rushdie

#13. I understand the influence you have all too well. The commander will do exactly what you want, bend to your will. That alone should prove to you that strength is a woman's endowment, not a man's.

Cayla Kluver

#14. Moments one knows only death will obliterate.

John Fowles