Thanks Captain Obvious Sayings

#1. It's a timeline!' Elysia exclaimed.
'Thanks, Captain Obvious,' said Ferbus.
Elysia glared at him. 'Thank you, Captain Overused Expression.'
'No, thank you, Captain Shut Your Facehole.

Gina Damico

#2. Make the most of the day, by determining to spend it on two sorts of acquaintances only - those by whom something may be got, and those from whom something may be learned. - Colton

Colton Robinsmith

#3. It's really exciting working with a new band when you feel like you hit something that's great, and you helped them bring something out.

Jerry Harrison

#4. Thanks for that, Captain Obvious,

Katrina Abbott

#5. Each work of art is a collection of signs invented during the picture's execution to suit the needs of their position. Taken out of the composition for which they were created, these signs have no further use.

Henri Matisse

#6. A happy familiy is but an earlier heaven.

George Bernard Shaw

#7. This was the purpose of the whole creation, that man should recognize and know Him and give praise to His Name.

Nahmanides

#8. Sometimes reality T.V. can be stressful.

Carnie Wilson

#9. You're a pure, holy angel of goodness, and I'm Satan's evil whore of a daughter. So yeah, we can't work. Thanks for pointing that out, Captain Obvious. But we can fuck.

Larissa Ione

#10. The dimples spread across his face again and Megan couldn't help but melt a little

Debra Chapoton

#11. When I'm playing the 1-guard, I'm kind of seeing everything that's going on. When I play the 2, I have a more broader understanding of what's going on and where the screens are being set in order for not only myself to get open, but for my teammates.

Kyrie Irving

#12. I am not surprised by any situation. The Saviour is my strength.

Lailah Gifty Akita