Top 83 Texan Quotes
#1. First buy a cowboy hat and boots. Then you're on your way to being a Texan.
James A. Michener
#2. Just because you were inside me does not make us betrothed, you Neanderthal jerk.
Kate Meader
#3. If you ask me what am I, I might say 'I am a Californian,' and if George Bush were here, he would say 'I am a Texan.'
George P. Shultz
#4. The only people benefiting in Iraq war are George Bush's Jr. friends in the oil industry. He has done the American economy and the global economy an enormous disfavor, but his Texan friends couldn't be happier.
Joseph Stiglitz
#5. He was a man's man: an expert on the golf course, a force to be dealt with in business, and a Texan through and through
and proud of it.
Patricia Cori
#6. TEXAN: "Where are you from?" HARVARD STUDENT: "I am from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions." TEXAN: "OK, where are you from, jackass?" - Variation on an old joke
Ammon Shea
#7. You're going to need more than an average kissing game to get with me, Cross."
"Nothin' average about that kiss."
She sighed. "Don't beg. It's so unTexan.
Kate Meader
#8. You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.
Joe Bob Briggs
#9. A born Texan has instilled in his system a mind-set of no retreat or no surrender. I wish everyone the world over had the dominating spirit that motivates Texans.
Bill W. Clayton
#10. Yes, it's me, your PA, now your stripper for the evening. How do you do?
Kate Meader
#11. As a Texan, I say ma'm and sir to my age contemporaries and open doors for anyone that I can. This goes for men, too, though it is appreciated when they beat me to it and disappointing when they don't.
Tiffany Madison
#12. Well, the capacity of French intellectuals to understand a Texan way of thinking is finite.
Henry A. Kissinger
#13. I think being a Texan - we sort of have that extra fire in us as a breed. I just felt like from day one I had something to say and I wanted to make sure people heard me, and it's worked.
Miranda Lambert
#14. I started as a news photographer at the University Of Texas' Daily Texan.
Berkeley Breathed
#15. We'd better get. But y'all have a nice night,' I say. Apparently, fear turns me Texan. A startling personality insight that I'll jot down later if I'm not dead in a ditch.
A.M. Robinson
#16. The Texan turned out to be good-natured, generous and likable. In three days no one could stand him.
Joseph Heller
#17. Haven . . . do you really think I'd stand aside politely while another man comes sniffing around my woman? If I let that happen, I wouldn't be a man. And I sure as hell wouldn't be a Texan.
Lisa Kleypas
#18. I'm not an overnight sensation. I'm a Texan. And I'm a Texas success story. I am the epitome of hard work and optimism.
Wendy Davis
#19. Had she really just said "lady lips" out loud? This was not their standard repartee around the office.
Kate Meader
#20. I stand before you today as a disciplined conservative Texan, a committed Republican and a proud American, united with you to restoring our nation and revive the American dream.
Rick Perry
#21. She's a Texan, born and raised. Football is in our blood.
Simone Elkeles
#22. As you may know, I'm a native Texan. In fact I'm a fifth generation Texan.
Ken Starr
#23. Her head felt like miniature construction workers had taken up residence. Along with jackhammers and pneumatic drills, they were now whistling at passing women and yelling "Hey, baby!" She made the pledge of hung-over idiots everywhere: I'm never drinking again.
Kate Meader
#25. I have horses, I drive a truck, and I wear cowboy boots. First I'm a Texan.
Henry Thomas
#26. I want to be a Texan 24 hours a day.
James Dean
#27. Flynn was kissing her again, not to help her forget but to force her to remember. Everything he had meant to her then. Everything he meant to her now. How he always had been, and forever would be, her world.
Kate Meader
#28. Seinfeld was typically American in that show. He was a pretty funny guy, but he had no sense of style. Tacky like a Texan tux. Tasteless dressing and tasteful jokes. That's Seinfeld for me. I would have preferred it the other way around.
Hallgrimur Helgason
#29. Admit you're jealous, Emma."
"Never," she said defiantly.
"Just your nipples then. They're pouting.
Kate Meader
#30. I'm a Texan. Some of me is still nestled up there in the Catskill Mountains: the summers I spent with my grandfather on the farm and the guys I played basketball with in high school. But then that was it.
Jerry Jeff Walker
#31. My first performance was in second grade with my friend Rodney Fisher, and we worked up versions of 'Long Tall Texan' and 'I Want to Hold Your Hand.' It gave me a little early confidence that I could actually do this music thing.
Lyle Lovett
#32. I'm a 10th-generation Texan. My ancestor - Andrew Kent - fought at the Alamo.
Jessica Collins
#33. The human brain was, on the whole, a marvelous thing. It worked perfectly from the day you were born until the moment you needed it to ace an exam or resist the show-and-tell of Flynn Cross's dick.
Kate Meader
#34. Texan is what you are, not what you were or might be.
Robert Ruark
#36. The Texan wanted everybody in the ward to be happy but Yossarian and Dunbar. He was really very sick.
Joseph Heller
#37. RON BRACKIN'S TEXAS GLOSSARY "Peccadello" n. roadkill.
Ron Brackin
#38. I never really felt super-Texan. It wasn't like I was unhappy, but I wasn't superhappy.
Win Butler
#39. My father was a sort of John Wayne Texan who'd worked as a cowboy when he was young. He'd participated in rattlesnake round-ups and swum with copperheads.
Edmund White
#40. Texas [10w]
Every Texan has a project and every picnic has fire-ants.
Beryl Dov
#41. He looked like he might break out into an irate merengue any minute. Patrick Swayze reincarnated.
Kate Meader
#42. Stop trying to rationalize this, man. There is no scenario here that ends with you between this woman's thighs.
Kate Meader
#43. It is profoundly important to honor President Johnson's historic contributions to justice and democracy - and to appreciate how hard he fought for the rights of every Texan and every American.
Marc Veasey
#44. I'm a proud American - becoming a citizen in 1988 was one of the most profoundly moving occasions in my life; I'm a former Texan and a recent Californian.
Abraham Verghese
#45. My most memorable food challenge was probably the Big Texan in Amarillo. All the big executives called me because it was such an iconic challenge, and a victory in that would be a legitimizing device for myself as much as for the show.
Adam Richman
#46. A man from Iowa or Illinois will say 'I'm from the Middle West'..a Georgian or a Mississipian may admit to being merely a Southerner ... but no Texan, given the opportunity, ever said otherwise than 'I'm from Texas'.
J. Frank Dobie
#47. In fifteen minutes most of the camp was there, including the Texan who, Lord save his soul forever, had brought along a bottle of bonded Kentucky Drain Opener.
Peter Hathaway Capstick
#48. Male appreciation hardened his features from doubt to certainty. Boobs, the best negotiation strategy of them all. She thanked the Lord and her genetics for her great rack.
Kate Meader
#49. When I first arrived in Houston, I was fascinated with the elaborate styles of cowboy boots and thought they were incredibly exotic. They also seemed to be a central part of a specifically 'Texan' identity, one distinct from being 'American.'
Shahzia Sikander
#50. After all, deep in every Texan's heart, there remains the steadfast belief that any problem can be solved with a big enough gun.
Robert Jackson Bennett
#51. The blue eyes watched the Texan as his python skin boots took him into the dimness of the hall of doors and his escape from Corazon's ICU was a clip clopping stride of broken confidence caught in the rebellious lighting of a cigarette.
Luke Taylor
#52. It's just that to a lot of British people George Bush represents the worst of all things American. He's the right-wing Christian crusader, the toxic Texan who refused Kyoto, the poll-cheat eel who undermined democracy on the back of something called 'chads,' a notion we've never entirely grasped.
Graham Joyce
#53. She was a former Texan - proud, loud and stubborn. But you can't really be a former Texan. You can only move out of Texas. To be a former Texan would be like growing up in Italy, moving out and being formerly Italian.
Jeffrey Michelson
#54. The day will never come in when I lose enough respect for my own hide to shit on a Texan's mother, Stuart.
Stephen King
#55. Shut it, Flynn. Just ... oh God, you've been impossible to evict, because possession is nine-tenths of the law. You're inside me. A part of me. But you pulled me close with one hand and crushed my heart with the other, and I can't go through that again.
Kate Meader
#56. The foundation for future prosperity is built on the bedrock of good jobs and great schools. We are building a strong foundation one job at a time and one educated Texan at a time.
Rick Perry
#57. The enemy never sees the backs of my Texans!
Robert E.Lee
#58. This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.
George W. Bush
#59. Well, screw this daddy complex shit. 100ccs of Madonna girl power needed STAT!
Kate Meader
#60. Wow. This has been such a scorching series. Two hawt alpha males. One southern Texan. A recipe for lot of entertainment. - Jamie Leigh
Scarlett Avery
#61. My motto has always been: a hard man is good to find." Tess gave Hunter's unflinching bicep a gentle squeeze, claiming it and the man for her own. "And never let the bride stand in the way of me and my hard man.
Kate Meader
#62. I consider myself a Texan. I grew up in Texas and Oklahoma.
Gary Busey
#63. That sweet Texan drawl with that smooth, smoky tone, sounded so good it was as if my ears were being fucked.
Kirsty Dallas
#64. The longer I lived in the east, the more completely I realized that, for better or worse, I was going to be, to everybody's mind, wherever I lived, a Texan.
Donald E. Graham
#65. This pride of yours, it's admirable as all get-out, but there has to come a point in your life where you admit you need a hand. Pain might be necessary, but suffering is optional. Are you going to let me be the fucking man here and help my woman?
Kate Meader
#66. At the end of the day, besides everything that I do, I'm still just a 20-year-old girl and a Texan, at that.
Selena Gomez
#69. She had shaved above the knee, packed her suitcase with her skimpiest lingerie, and the instructions on the Sexy Weekend Fun Box said, "Just Add Texan." What she had not expected was Hunter putting her on a Tex-free diet.
Kate Meader
#70. I'm not anti-American. I've lived with Kenny, a Texan, for six years.
George Michael
#71. The female asked him, "Have you ever been bait? Well, besides jailbait. Rowr." "I can't say that I have, ma'am." Texan accent?
Kresley Cole
#72. Asking an eight-year-old girl if something is a little over-the-top is like asking a Texan if there are too many jalapenos in the salsa. The answer is always no. -Liberty Jones
Lisa Kleypas
#73. I went to Norman High then I walked across the street after that and went to college. That's my home town, that's where I'm from. Physically I'm a Texan, but I'm an Oklahoman.
Christian Kane
#74. I'm an American by birth, but I'm a Texan by the Grace of God ...
Larry Gatlin
#75. I'd never mess with a friend's man, much less a Texan. You don't mess with Texas women," said Vanessa
Kirsty Dallas
#76. She squeezed her thighs together, desperate for relief. Aiming for completion without doing something so deliberate as touching herself. Look ma, no hands!
Kate Meader
#78. Kincaid rounded the far corner. He was dressed in his customary black clothing again, fatigue pants, and a hunting jacket over body armor, and he had enough guns strapped to his body to outfit a terrorist cell, or a Texan nuclear family.
Jim Butcher
#80. If she wanted to bang every waiter and bellman on the Mexican Riviera, she would do so with dildos on. No one said her rebound(s) had to be classy.
Kate Meader
#81. I'd prefer to die in Texas when I'm old. They say most good things end the same way they started, and that's where I entered the world, so that's how I'll leave it.
Crystal Woods
#82. At the outbreak of the war it was found very difficult to raise infantry in Texas, as no Texan walks a yard if he can help it. Many mounted regiments were therefore organized, and afterwards dismounted.
Arthur Fremantle
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