Testicular Quotes

#1. What we remember is probably fiction anyway.

Beryl Bainbridge

#2. I don't know if people know this but I am pretty good at chess. I was always on the chess team at school when I was younger.

Justin Bieber

#3. Marla doesn't have testicular cancer. Marla doesn't have tuberculosis. She isn't dying. Okay in that brain brain-food philosophy way, we're all dying, but Marla isn't dying the way Chloe was dying.

Chuck Palahniuk

#4. When you are able to rest naturally, merely witnessing the totality of experience, and thoughts themselves are left to arise and vanish as they will, you can recognize that consciousness is intrinsically undivided.

Sam Harris

#5. If i was a woman these days, i'd be killing motherfuckers. my handgun would never cool and my hands would be covered in testicular blood. i would have a horrible reputation with a lot of men because i would be calling them on their weak bullshit left and right.

Henry Rollins

#6. An angry man can only get so far until he reconciles the way he thinks.

Don Henley

#7. Leaving the feasibility of testicular transplants alone for the moment, she said, "It was mostly my mistake.

Teri Anne Stanley

#8. If we do not expect the unexpected, we will never find it.

Heraclitus

#9. The author sees Joseph of Genesis as a type of Christ's Pentecostal power. He who was thought dead has been raised in power, and the power is evident in the chariot he sends for his own.

Watchman Nee

#10. And the sins of the Eastern father shall be visited upon the Western sons. Often taking their time, stored up in the genes like baldness or testicular carcinoma, but sometimes on the very same day.

Zadie Smith

#11. I supplied in a tone so saccharine that it should have tipped him off that his testicular health was in serious peril.

Molly Harper

#12. Only those who believe attempt the seemingly impossible.

William Jennings Bryan

#13. Footnotes are the finer-suckered surfaces that allow testicular paragraphs to hold fast to the wider reality of the library.

Nicholson Baker

#14. Osama's dead. Why is the terror alert elevated or imminent? Why not chill? Can't I just fly, keep my shoes on and avoid X-ray-fueled testicular cancer?

Christopher Titus

#15. You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit.

Lance Armstrong

#16. She said I could come back to her room if I liked. 'I'll check if you've got testicular cancer,' she said without a trace of humour.

It kind of killed the mood.

Peter Moore

#17. At school there were some programs in music. I did take piano lessons, and we had a piano at home. I got very interested in that.

Paul Smith

#18. The bread you store up belongs to the hungry; the cloak that lies in your chest belongs to the naked; the gold you have hidden in the ground belongs to the poor.

Saint Basil

#19. Speaking was temporarily beyond him, what with the testicular trauma and ass-stabbing.

Glen Duncan

#20. There are three types of chemotherapy that work for cancer. Testicular, like Lance Armstrong. Childhood leukemia, they're doing great things. And lymphoma and non-Hodgkin's.

Suzanne Somers

#21. No land was ever acquired honestly in the history of the earth.

Philipp Meyer

#22. I want to finish by saying that I intend to be an avid spokesperson for testicular cancer once I have beaten the disease ... I want this to be a positive experience and I want to take this opportunity to help others who might someday suffer from the same circumstance I face today.

Lance Armstrong

#23. You may observe in all my lessons, that I tell you how the legs go, and those who are unacquainted with that, are entirely ignorant and work in the dark.

William Cavendish

#24. Two to 4% of cancers respond to chemotherapy ... The bottom line is for a few kinds of cancer chemo is a life extending procedure-Hodgkin's disease, Acute Lymphocytic Leukemia (ALL), Testicular cancer, and Choriocarcinoma.

Ralph W. Moss

#25. I'm always going to keep your heart safe, even if mine has to stop beating for that to happen.

P.C. Cast

#26. What is meant by 'nut bag'? Is that a testicular reference or merely the identification of a satchel of cashews or pecans?

Jessica Park

#27. Tell me why the stars do shine,
Tell me why the ivy twines,
Tell me what makes skies so blue,
And I'll tell you why I love you.
Nuclear fusion makes stars to shine,
Tropisms make the ivy twine,
Raleigh scattering make skies so blue,
Testicular hormones are why I love you.

Isaac Asimov

#28. Every walk of life falls under the Testicular Imperative: Either you have the world by them, or it has you.

Colin Fletcher

#29. You lack the requisite spine and testicular fortitude to study under me.

Patrick Rothfuss

#30. So intense was his sexual frustration that it had begun to feel like a life-threatening illness: testicular gout, libidinal gangrene.

Ned Beauman

#31. Heritage Canada has approved use of the official Canada150 for my book Five Ages of Canada

Graham Gibbs