Terry Pratchett Luggage Quotes

#1. Failing is not a disgrace unless you make it the last chapter of your book.

Jack Hyles

#2. The Luggage was also extremely protective of its owner. It would be hard to describe its attitude to the rest of creation, but one could start with the phrase "bloody-minded malevolence" and work up from there. Conina

Terry Pratchett

#3. After the fall of the Soviet Union, if you start the clock, then 47 journalists, reporters, cameramen, photographers have been killed in Russia since the fall of communism. That makes it the third most deadly country on Earth to practice journalism. That's not a record to be proud of.

Daniel Silva

#4. I often don't know where my Luggage is, that's what being a tourist is all about.

Terry Pratchett

#5. The Tezumen were happy. When no amount of worshipping caused the Luggage to come back and trample their enemies they poisoned all their priests and tried enlightened atheism instead, which still meant they could kill as many people as they liked but didn't have to get up so early to do it.

Terry Pratchett

#6. Politicians, they take pleasure a-prying into a man's affairs and I aimed to please 'em.

Laura Ingalls Wilder

#7. You can be as happy as you've ever been in your life, and shit is still going to happen. But it doesn't just happen. It knocks you sideways and crashes you into the ground, because you were stupid enough to believe in sunshine and roses.

Chevy Stevens

#8. Heat not a furnace for your foe so hot that it do singe yourself.

William Shakespeare

#9. The Luggage said nothing, but louder this time.

Terry Pratchett