Tenured Professor Quotes

#1. I won't tell if you won't.

Jessica Verday

#2. Of course, with well-masticated food playing the role of social glue, it's absolutely essential that everyone clear their plate. Sod the starving kiddies in Africa - it's the overfed ones here we need to worry about.

Will Self

#3. If there were a master of stupidity in this world,
I would really love to listen to his success story.

Toba Beta

#4. I suppose that when shamings are delivered like remotely administered drone strikes nobody needs to think about how ferocious our collective power might be.

Jon Ronson

#5. I mean, part of me would love to be a fat tenured professor of theater someday.

Darren Criss

#6. So the drill sergeant says, 'All you idiots fall out!' All the soldiers took off and one stayed. So the drill sergeant walks over to the soldier and raises an eyebrow and the soldier says, 'Sure was a lot of 'em!

Teresa Mummert

#7. I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

Terry Pratchett

#8. Relationships never end, because they're of the mind; only bodies can separate. When you're missing someone, know it just means that on a soul level they've come to visit.

Marianne Williamson

#9. Are we agreed that the goal here is survival, not a win?

John Scalzi

#10. I try to get on stage whenever I can. I'm always trying to be involved in the theater, doing something on stage, whenever I have downtime. I'm always looking for it.

Scott Bakula

#11. There are a number of candidate vaccines that are in development for HIV/AIDS.

Anthony Fauci

#12. Don't fuck this up, it will be the worst decision you have made to date- and holy hell, have there been a lot of bad decisions made on your part over the years.

Jay Crownover

#13. I'm a tenured professor. But I'd get rid of tenure.

Francis Fukuyama

#14. No one knows very much about the life of another. This ignorance becomes vivid, if you love another. Love sets the imagination on fire, and, also, eventually, chars the imagination into a harder element: imagination cannot match love, cannot plunge so deep, or range so wide.

James Baldwin

#15. Every summer, I regret that I didn't become a college teacher. Such a sweet life! With all that vacation time! You'll never get me to believe that being a tenured professor at a good college is anything but Heaven on earth.

Michael Dirda

#16. I liked that he was a tenured professor in the Department of Slightly Crooked Smiles with a dual appointments in the Department of Having a Voice that Made My Skin Feel More Like Skin.

John Green

#17. For everyone knows that a girl cannot live on chicken cordon blue alone.

Lindsay Eland

#18. Show me something."

"What would you like to see?"

"Anything. Dazzle me with your boring, practical Alben magic.

Kiersten White

#19. I can definitely say the same thing [discussing Steffi Graf's claim that she had played against at least one top player who used steroids]. Steroids can really make a difference, physically and mentally. I'd be really disappointed if I had been ranked No. 2 behind someone who took steroids.

Chris Evert