Tender Vittles Quotes

#1. I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles.

Johnny Carson

#2. There is freedom of speech, but I cannot guarantee freedom after speech

Idi Amin

#3. My first love was basketball.

Stan Smith

#4. Having cancer is one thing; looking like you have cancer is another thing. It's a disease that already takes so much.

Amy Robach

#5. Dreams can be such dangerous things: they smolder on like a fire does, and sometimes consume us completely.

Arthur Golden

#6. Literature is strewn with the wreckage of those who have minded beyond reason the opinion of others.

Virginia Woolf

#7. Marines - you beat them down and they come back for more.

Chris Kyle

#8. Answer me one thing," she says in a rigidly controlled voice. "Do you love Logan?"
Perhaps I should lie, but in that moment, after what I've just witnessed, I'm incapable of expressing anything but the truth of what's in my heart. "With all my heart," I sob.

Siobhan Davis

#9. Terry Kitchen said that the only moments he ever experienced as non-epiphanies, when God left him alone, were those following sex and the two times he took heroin.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

#10. Some decisions in life naturally lead to an unhappy ending, leaving you sinking by degrees in a lake of quicksand. And, unless someone reaches to pull you out, chances are you will drown in the consequences.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#11. You cannot wait for an untroubled world to have an untroubled moment.

Lemony Snicket

#12. As a pastor, you get invited into the most poignant moments of people's lives. Whether it's a wedding or a funeral or a hospital visit, you get invited into the center of the event, whether or not you know the people.

Rob Bell

#13. If you are unhappy about something change it.
Choose what you want in life, create your plan to get it, put your plan into action and follow through with persistence.

Latorria Freeman