Teleporting Fat Quotes

#1. There is nothing worse ... no punishment greater than to have known God and no longer to know him.

Philip K. Dick

#2. There is nothing wrong with you. God asks the most of those he loves best.

Julie Orringer

#3. A familiar name cannot make a man less strange to me. It may be given to a savage who retains in secret his own wild title earnedin the woods. We have a wild savage in us, and a savage name is perchance somewhere recorded as ours.

Henry David Thoreau

#4. Remember how you made me crazy, remember how I made you scream.

Don Henley

#5. Amorphous forms [of ice], for example, are found naturally on comets, on asteroids, and the crystalline forms are found on Earth or at least could be made on Earth with enough pressure. Nothing else does this.

Ira Flatow

#6. It's flattering that there are lots of Internet fan sites about me. I'm a bit of a technophobe and I don't even own a laptop, but it's probably a good thing I'm not logged on, checking up on what everyone is saying about me.

Jonas Armstrong

#7. I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.

Joan Rivers

#8. When you're younger - duh - you don't really have the tools to deal with certain things in your life.

Scott Ian

#9. So, you purchased ancient Babylonian texts, which may or may not call forth Gozer the Destroyer, on eBay? Zeb asked.

Molly Harper

#10. Well, the cigar I smoke takes two hours."

"When a man loves a woman....O to have such a lover..."

"I gave up a $100,000 lifestyle to take this position!

John Neumann

#11. If there's a will, there's a way!
I feel larger than LIFE
and look up to the stars who shine down on me and have become my own personal cheerleaders ... as my fingers tap on my computer late into the night..

Donna Scrima-Black

#12. It has become much more difficult to smuggle dangerous substances across our borders over the past three years, and this is creating real problems for drug traffickers.

John Walters

#13. Our Lord said. Be yourself with the good Lord.

Saint Peter