Ted Crawford Quotes

#1. Peace, peace! he is not dead, he doth not sleep - He hath awakened from the dream of life

Percy Bysshe Shelley

#2. Do you really think that if Jesus came back, he'd be hanging out with Ted fuckinging Cruz? Ted Cruz's wife doesn't hang out with Ted Cruz. Ted Cruz is a skin-walker and a demon from the nether region.

Trae Crowder

#3. You look closely enough, you'll find that everything has a weak spot where it can break, sooner or later.

Anthony Hopkins

#4. We are great and our faults are great and therefore our problems great and great are our consolations.

Abraham Isaac Kook

#5. Jon heard the deep, throaty call of the watchman's great horn, calling out across the miles; a single long blast that shuddered through the trees and echoed off the ice. UUUUUUUoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

George R R Martin

#6. This was Zane Alexander, the boy who had been a Casanova since he hit puberty.

Cat Johnson

#7. I may like L.A., but I want to know when the seasons are.

Gary Coleman

#8. I was a multi-millionaire from playing hockey. Then I got divorced, and now I'm a millionaire.

Bobby Hull

#9. Falling in love is not at all the most stupid thing that people do - but gravitation cannot be held responsible for it.

Albert Einstein

#10. Dead.
Even in the silence of my mind I cannot think the word. I cannot acknowledge this most obvious and terrible of truths.

Melanie Cusick-Jones

#11. I love being married. It's great. But I hate arguing. I hate fighting. You know what I do now? When we get in an argument, I just take her side against me. It's just easier; it goes quicker. She's like, "What's wrong with you?" And I'm like, "I know! Damn it! Argh!"

Louis C.K.

#12. I was definitely the oddball freak show in school.

James St. James

#13. Guilt is not the best way to remedy your mistakes.

David D. Burns