Tds Return Quotes

#1. My sex change operation got botched; my guardian angel fell asleep on the watch; now all I got is a Barbie doll crotch; I've got an angry inch!

John Cameron Mitchell

#2. He drives a newish-looking silver van.
Man in van = obviously dodgy.

Cat Clarke

#3. I know exactly what Luke's doing. He's trying to push me and Suze together so we can make up. Which is really sweet of him. But I feel like a panda being told to mate with another panda that clearly doesn't fancy me.

Sophie Kinsella

#4. I'd never seen a guy get the shit kicked out of him without a punch being landed, but there's a first time for everything, and my father had shown how to do it. Principle Spence offered nothing in return.

Michael Harmon

#5. But the people only talked about how ugly her face looked. No one even bothered to mention what a sweet, kindhearted girl she was. Now, don't be amazed! That is just the nature of humans, to notice the one flaw among a person's ten good qualities.

Janaki Sooriyarachchi

#6. Laura Bush is the same way. I mean, they both, um, understand, they understand the challenges of the moment and understand the responsibilities, he understands the responsibilities he has to protect the national security of America as well as the economic security of America.

Donald Evans

#7. Who goes from America to Africa for medical attention?

Dave Chappelle

#8. In solitude a dialogue always arises, because even in solitude there are always two.

Hannah

#9. Do you see the labyrinth out there?" She waved a graceful hand toward the garden. "Life is like that labyrinth, full of pathways that seem like the right way, but end up being detours. We go one way and then another until we find our true path.

Belinda M. Gordon

#10. Life is never a fast track. But a force of faith.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#11. I'm asking you not to be color blind, but to be color brave.

Mellody Hobson

#12. The marriage seemed to flourish on Father's extended absences. " Ragtime

E.L. Doctorow

#13. It was so quiet at our table you could've heard a rat piss on cotton.

April Sinclair

#14. I live my life like an open book, even though it's open on the wrong page.

Sebastian Horsley

#15. What are they fighting about?"
Saba listened for a moment and closed her eyed in frustration. "They're arguing scripture."
"Your brother is arguing scripture? With an angel?

Dawn Jayne