Tampax Quotes

#1. Some authors wouldn't know their syntax from a Tampax.

Kevin Ansbro

#2. Talking to morons like that is like pissing in a urinal full of cigarette butts, like shitting in a toilet full of Tampax: nothing gets flushed, and everything starts to stink.

Michel Houellebecq

#3. I've sold everything from fashion, make-up, couture magazines, radio, reality television, movies. There isn't a thing I haven't sold, including Tampax. You name it.

Janice Dickinson

#4. I've signed dicks, asses, parole cards, a colostomy bag while it was still pumping. A couple of years ago, I signed a bloody Tampax. That's one you don't forget. I'm not asking for someone to top that!

John Waters

#5. You can see from his form, posture, and the lazy way he carries his muscled body, that behind the mask is a man who sees more pussy than a pack of Tampax. Godfrey

L.J. Shen

#6. Something we all have as kids and is beaten out of us as adults. Parents come up to me, "How do I get my kids interested in science?" They're already interested in science. Just stop beating it out of them.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#7. When I was a kid watching "The Blues Brothers," I could not think of a better thing than watching 300 cop cars crash into each other.

Will Forte

#8. Freedom is not an ideal, it is not even a protection, if it means nothing more than freedom to stagnate, to live without dreams, to have no greater aim than a second car and another television set.

Adlai Stevenson

#9. Yes, the mutes are already on. You took them off in the beginning.

Eugene Ormandy

#10. There's degradation of the environment. But the real issue is the degradation of one's inner environment.

Frederick Lenz

#11. collections and omnibuses (a book that contains

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#12. He melts, I think. He goes like a drop of froth. You look at him, and there he is. You look at him again, and - there he isn't.

Charles Dickens

#13. The direction we are going in at this moment is the negation of material goods as being important and the great importance of spiritual values and sensations. Permissiveness, if you will. There is tremendous talk of sex and bi-sexuality.

Emilio Pucci

#14. If you have a particular faith or religion, that is good. But you can survive without it.

Dalai Lama