Tailgate Quotes

#1. I just want to tailgate, drink beer, and hang out in the middle of nowhere in a pick-up truck. That's my ideal date.

Ronda Rousey

#2. Tailgate: Ooh! Ooh! What about Orion Pax? What happened to him?
Chromedome: Orion Pax?
Tailgate: He was GREAT! I really liked him. "I trust him, Roller. End of conversation."
I'M gonna start saying stuff like that.

James Roberts

#3. How to Avoid Pleurisy: Never make love to a girl named Candy on the tailgate of a half-ton Ford pickup during a chill rain in April out on Grandview Point in San Juan County, Utah.

Edward Abbey

#4. I thought I was having an existential crisis, but it was nothing.
Please don't tailgate: body in trunk.

Libba Bray

#5. Weary looked at him and shook his head and put the tailgate up and drove down the gravel towards the bivouac, carrying two drunks, who both fatuously imagined, that once in a dream somewhere, sometime, someplace, they had managed for a moment to touch another human soul and understand it.

James Jones

#6. 'Tailgate Blues' is kind of a lyrical masterpiece of a country song.

Luke Bryan

#7. He jumped in the bed and I closed the tailgate twice because, of course, the first time it didn't line up. Vic rolled down the driver's-side window of my truck. You're going to be all right up here playing cowboy with the Indians?

Craig Johnson

#8. Outside, the guys took care of loading the groceries into the back of Shane's pickup. Emilie watched as four very attractive men stretched over the lowered tailgate to place the bags in the truck bed. A girl could get used to this.

Laura Kaye

#9. Best Way to Stay Happy is to be busy.

Dipika Agarwal

#10. When you look at what people consider success in the music industry, it's just terrible music.

Conor Oberst

#11. As God's chosen, blessed sons and daughters, we are expected to attempt something large enough that failure is guaranteed ... unless God steps in.

Bruce Wilkinson

#12. When they want a working man for anything excepting work they want him for conspiracy.

Clarence Darrow

#13. Our society is divided by the culture wars into the Left and Right, and the United Methodist Church has always stood historically in the center and has been willing to listen to and to bring together those things that often are found in opposite camps.

Adam Hamilton

#14. O Blood and Water, which gushed forth from the Heart of Jesus as a fount of Mercy for us, I trust in you.

Bob Lord

#15. Reached up to push the button that released liquid morphine into his veins.

Orna Ross

#16. The Bible is to be our basis of authority. We must "by faith" accept [Jesus] as the Son of the living God. This sounds narrow and intolerant, and in a sense it is!

Billy Graham

#17. I would like Taeyeon unnie to be the leader, but like Hyoyeon unnie said, I think shes carrying a lot of burdens by being in that position. So, Ill just leave it to the unnies.

Seohyun

#18. He said 'My kingdom is not of this world.' So did Bowie. It tapped into the whole Catholic idea of creating your own saints, finding icons of divinity in the mundane. As a religion, Bowieism didn't seem so different from Catholicism - the hemlines were just a little higher.

Rob Sheffield

#19. Religion bred selfishness; because, he stated, religion overemphasized the importance of the individual spirit; religion preached nothing but a single concern - the salvation of one's own soul.

Ayn Rand

#20. In all technai or arts (medicine perhaps most of all), there is a self-exhilaration on the part of the practitioner (the intoxication of the ego with its own potency) which is infectious: the patient enjoys a placebo-effect which redounds to the ego of the "artist."

Kenny Smith

#21. I don't know why he [Darren Star] is so good at writing for women. Maybe he just likes women. I'm not quite sure what the magic recipe is, other than he just knows how to entertain an audience, and he knows when to be gooey and sweet, and when to be provocative and naughty.

Sutton Foster

#22. I feel the one sensible thing you can do is try to live in a way that pleases you. If you don't hurt anybody else, what you do is your own business.

Johnny Carson

#23. You and I, we'll be together 'til the six is nine.

Rick James