Swifties Jokes Quotes

#1. The circle is a reminder that each moment is not just the present, but is inclusive of our gratitude to the past and our responsibility to the future.

Kazuaki Tanahashi

#2. Really in all my years on Tour, in the U.S. Open I probably played great golf in two of them, out of maybe 20, so it's a lot of work.

Fred Couples

#3. Genius is 1% talent and 99% percent hard work...

Albert Einstein

#4. Between capitalist and communist society there lies the period of the revolutionary transformation of the one into the other. Corresponding to this is also a political transition period in which the state can be nothing but the revolutionary dictatorship of the proletariat.

Karl Marx

#5. Revival is when God's people return to God and God returns to them, and everyone sees the difference.

Henry Blackaby

#6. Religion is always falling apart.

Alan Watts

#7. The shadows showed up what brilliant noonlight couldn't see. Tiffany had made up 'noonlight'.

Terry Pratchett

#8. If every American donated five hours a week, it would equal the labor of 20 million full-time volunteers.

Whoopi Goldberg

#9. We make very little progress when we strive to conquer baser instincts in a good mood. However, vast strides are possible when we are miserable and work with ourselves to replace our misery with joy and understanding.

Sivaya Subramuniyaswami

#10. Be the Helper of my soul, O God, for I walk among many snares. Deliver me from them, O Good One, and save me, for Thou lovest mankind.

Anonymous

#11. So, Noah smoked pot. I drank beer. We made a beautiful couple.

Katie McGarry

#12. I'm fighting for Marine Le Pen to become president.

Marion Marechal-Le Pen

#13. Schooling ain't life."
"Ain't it?" she says, her eyebrows raising in mock surprise.

Patrick Ness

#14. Mom was just teasing when she asked whether I felt safe being left alone in a haunted house. But now I know: once you move into one, you're never really alone again.

Paige McKenzie