Substantive Humor Quotes

#1. Our foreign policy needs to support our energy, economic, defense and domestic policies. It all falls within the arch of national interest. There will be windows of opportunity, but they will open and close quickly.

Chuck Hagel

#2. Man, at least when educated, is a pessimist. He believes it safer not to reflect on his achievements; Jove is known to strike such people down.

John Kenneth Galbraith

#3. Harness the power of love to create spontaneous success with effortless ease.

Debasish Mridha

#4. By way of personal instinct, I have an inherent distaste for grandiose rhetorical statements, which don't have any substantive dimension to them

Kevin Rudd

#5. Hope is born of participation in hopeful solutions.

Marianne Williamson

#6. I ... I tried to tell Tigerstar that Scourge was dangerous, but neither of us imagined what he could do. Tigerstar offered Scourge a share of the forest if he would bring his cats to help him fight. He thought that once he'd made all the other Clans join TigerClan he could get rid of BloodClan.

Erin Hunter

#7. Your success is determined by how much you can really learn from your failures.

Joel Brown

#8. You've got to be kidding me. You're propositioning me in a church?"

"Now where else are you going to be civil to me?

Jae T. Jaggart

#9. Whoa, wait a minute, Coletrane. Are you proposing to me?"
"Well I would if you'd let me finish," he grumbled.

Maya Banks

#10. Have faith that the universe will provide, but you have to be willing to do your part. You can't expect fate to carry the whole load. Take steps toward your goal to show your commitment. The universe needs to know you're not screwing around. -Anita

Eileen Cook

#11. The soldiers kill suicide bombers. Think about that. When a guys whole thing in life is to kill himself and you get there first ... you are halling ass my friends.

Dennis Miller

#12. My father laughed. "The magic of Summer," he said, "is unlike anything else. Imagine life, fertility, laughter, joy, ripening fruits and the smell of fresh bread baking in the morning. That is Summer magic."
Forever Frost (Frost Series 2)

Kailin Gow

#13. And so we made our way across that heap of stones, which often moved beneath my feet because my weight was somewhat strange for them.

Dante Alighieri

#14. My life has been a blessing. I'm grateful for everything I do have and the places I'm going and the things I've seen.

Leah LaBelle

#15. His exhaled smoke was the exact colour of ennui.

Daniel Kraus