Subgenius Quotes

#1. As The Book of the SubGenius (the main text of a hilarious faux religion based in Dallas - get The Book of the SubGenius) says, "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke," right?

Nick Offerman

#2. A right fair mark, fair coz, is soonest hit.

William Shakespeare

#3. One should not wish to enjoy where one does not give joy.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#4. Today is the child of yesterday and the parent of tomorrow. The work you produce today will create your future.

Bruce Mau

#5. I would dare say that most anyone in public life, if they stay in public long enough, is not treated fairly.

Vince McMahon

#6. I think that love is like candy."
"I don't like candy either," I say.
He smiles at me and shakes his head. "I think anyone who says they don't like candy just hasn't found the right flavor.

Heather Hepler

#7. Me, I have a science fiction writer's conviction that the damn robot is supposed to speak
human, not the other way around.

Spider Robinson

#8. Here's why I find it impossible to be a Republican: any crowd that instantly cheers the execution of 234 individuals is a crowd I want to flee, not join.

Andrew Sullivan

#9. I cannot stay silent ... I refuse to play a role in this massacre of people's happiness.

Non Nomen

#10. To the thing that hurts you most. To the paranormal and to never being normal.

Karina Halle

#11. The truth is I love being alive. And I love feeling free. So if I can't have those things then I feel like a caged animal and I'd rather not be in a cage. I'd rather be dead. And it's real simple. And I think it's not that uncommon.

Angelina Jolie

#12. long months of despondency I could

Timothy Egan