Stupid Bastards Quotes

#1. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Steven Wright

#2. Quarrel with a friend - and you are both wrong.

Laozi

#3. Gradual and moderate warming brings benefits as well as incurring costs. These benefits and costs will not, of course, be felt uniformly throughout the world; the colder regions of the world will be more affected by the benefits, and the hotter regions by the costs.

Nigel Lawson

#4. Let's revise the old adage for our times. All that it requires for evil to succeed is that enough lazy, stupid bastards believe everything they're told.

Karen Traviss

#5. Assumptions are what we don't know we are making

Douglas Adams

#6. A nuclear-weapons-free world is our commitment to the next generation.

Amit Ray

#7. I realized that I've had a really rocky relationship with food - it has not been a gauzy, beautiful summer of ripe melons and perfectly buttered toast.

Kate Christensen

#8. The German is the discipline of fear; ours is the discipline of faith - and faith will triumph.

Joseph Joffre

#9. I didn't think anyone was going to buy 'Do You Really Wanna Hurt Me?' It was really personal, not a hit record, I thought. I wanted us to sound completely different. Shows how much I knew.

Boy George

#10. The writing comes first for me. Not Facebook, not Twitter, not the Internet or signings or merchandise, or 'the career.' Everything begins and ends with the writing for me, and I build my entire life around sitting my butt down 365 days a year.

Jessica Bird