Stupid Athlete Quotes

#1. Switch spots with me, J. He's making me feel all goosebumpy and shit, like maybe he's about to knife me.

Tahereh Mafi

#2. My sex life became sort of like Diet Coke - deceptively sweet minus nutrition.

Toni Morrison

#3. No one comes from the earth like grass. We come like trees. We all have roots.

Maya Angelou

#4. If I didn't have children I might be more of a lush than I am. I like booze. I struggle with smoking. And I'm a big swearer. I'm trying to rein it in but I do think it's a nice seasoning of language.

Olivia Colman

#5. Love is one of two things worth dying for. I have yet to decide on the second.

Melissa Jensen

#6. This thou must always bear in mind, what is the nature of the whole ...

Marcus Aurelius

#7. Not graduating high school on time leads to fewer chances of attending college and obtaining good paying jobs, and creates instead higher chances of incarceration and unemployment.

Al Sharpton

#8. Saying it out loud, to someone else, makes it truer somehow. Real. Done.

Abby McDonald

#9. the feelings you have for someone may never change but the road traveled will always change

Mike Prelee

#10. The root cause of loneliness is not the absence of another, but the absence of the awareness of our connection to our true divine selves. - Swati Nigam

Bryant McGill

#11. I never performed on drugs. That'd be stupid. It's the same thing with athletes. They can't perform when they have cocaine problems.

Robin Williams

#12. My faith in truth and nonviolence is ever growing, and as I am ever trying to follow them in my life, I too am growing every moment.

Mahatma Gandhi

#13. She started the car and closed her eyes as the engine purred to life.
"Eleanor? Do you and the car need a moment alone together?"
"I came already. Let's go.

Tiffany Reisz

#14. I never go about a new project as if I'm trying ot redefine myself. I just like to work, and I'm excited by material I find challenging and - if it's a comedy - exceptionally funny.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

#15. Life really just barely escapes me though the certainty comes to me that life is other and has a hidden style

Clarice Lispector