Stroke Victim Quotes

#1. The more I read, {the Bible] the more Paul sounds like a stroke victim, who never taught a thing that Jesus taught, and only quotes him once, in Acts, wrongly, and the 12 are constantly chastising him for his teachings.

Glenn Hefley

#2. That's an interesting accent you got there. Are you from stroke-victim?

Jim Norton

#3. I'm actually more comfortable playing the stroke victim or the girl with no makeup on, looking scruffy and it's all about what's going on inside rather than on the outside.

Nicollette Sheridan

#4. I had been out of the game for too long. I couldn't even get drunk and flirt anymore. I could however, get drunk and look like a stroke victim.

Tara Sivec

#5. So actually I only got a mobile phone the day after I left being Prime Minister.

Tony Blair

#6. What I wound up doing, which I think is really journalistically dubious, is changing the order of some of the things I did, so that the things I ended up struggling with the most wind up being two-thirds of the way in.

Joel Stein

#7. Truth does not become more or less true, whether those who know it are many or few.

John C. Wright

#8. I'm seeing and hearing lots of B to B instruments, and everybody isn't, you know, using them ... a lot of these guys are trying to do it on conventional guitars, although that has its own sound, and maybe its okay.

John Sebastian

#9. The real horror is that when you're busy ruining your life, self-awareness doesn't stop you.

Christopher Ransom

#10. To seek pain as a form
of salvation is to destroy oneself.

Michael Moorcock

#11. When the late Bishop was appointed, about thirty-two years ago, to diffuse the light of the Gospel through this extensive portion of His Majesty's dominions, it was even a greater spiritual, than a natural wilderness.

John Strachan

#12. There's no such thing as a war against terrorism. It's idiotic. These are slogans. These are lies. It's advertising, which is the only art form we ever invented and developed.

Gore Vidal

#13. Elizabeth remembered how foolish everyone had felt when they discovered Mr. Mercandy was the victim of a stroke and not a zombie as they'd thought.

Francine Pascal

#14. To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.

Thomas A. Edison

#15. It looked like the kind of dog that ate babies for breakfast, old men for lunch, and virgin sacrifices for dinner.

Francesca Zappia

#16. Livia, I'm made of glass, but it only shows in the sun. I can't be caught in sunlight or everyone will know what I am.

Debra Anastasia

#17. Racism is like high blood pressure - the person who has it doesn't know he has it until he drops over with a God damned stroke. There are no symptoms of racism. The victim of racism is in a much better position to tell you whether or not you're a racist than you are.

Coleman Young

#18. As she points out, leaving behind the rush-hour commute, corporate politics, and a relentless BlackBerry that never slept was no sacrifice.

Irene Hannon

#19. On the golf course, a man may be the dogged victim of inexorable fate, be struck down by an appalling stroke of tragedy, become the hero of unbelievable melodrama, or the clown in a side-splitting comedy.

Bobby Jones

#20. She wanted to be loved. But she deserved a relationship based on honesty, respect and consideration. Mazy was no longer willing to accept any romance that was not a pairing of equals.

Pamela Morsi

#21. Actors want to work. Give them characters they want to play, or a story they want to tell, and hopefully the budget will follow.

Lorene Scafaria

#22. The beautiful thing about driving was that it stole just enough of his attention - car parked on the side, maybe a cop, slow to speed limit, time to pass this sixteen-wheeler, turn signal, check rearview, crane neck to check blind spot and yes, okay, left lane.

John Green