Top 17 Stretch Pants Sayings

#1. My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.

Roseanne Barr

Stretch Pants Sayings #1427504
#2. I get the whole lost-your-parents thing. Been there. But that don't have to turn you stupid. That's a choice, like wearing green stretch pants.

Joe R. Lansdale

Stretch Pants Sayings #421595
#3. Aunt B walked out onto the helipad wearing loose yoga pants. "I'm just here to stretch. Kate, want to help?"
"Sure."
Thirty seconds later, as I was flying through the air, I decided that this wasn't the best idea.

Ilona Andrews

Stretch Pants Sayings #1870462
#4. A winning team feels good and keeps winning. A team that hasn't won in a while gets demotivated and keeps losing.

Sam Altman

Stretch Pants Sayings #1783461
#5. It doesn't matter who you fall in love with, as long as you have love in your life.

Laurel Holloman

Stretch Pants Sayings #1455705
#6. If the day gets really bad, I can always pull out fan mail. Who else gets mail where kids write to you and say, 'Dear Mr. Scieszka, we were supposed to write to our favorite author, but Roald Dahl is dead. So I'm writing to you.'

Jon Scieszka

Stretch Pants Sayings #1417717
#7. Silence was not the absence of sound but was itself a sound that could be loud or soft, soothing or disturbing, complex or simple.

Julius Lester

Stretch Pants Sayings #1368334
#8. Death is just another path to take, as real as morning.

Na'ama Yehuda

Stretch Pants Sayings #1331932
#9. The idea of infection began to be taken far more seriously than it ever had before. Hospitals transformed themselves in response to the new plague - sometimes for the better, but often for the worse, as when, in fear, they cast their ulcerated patients out into the streets.

Peter Lewis Allen

Stretch Pants Sayings #1319066
#10. But what if all the tranquility, all the comfort, all the contentment were now to come to a horrifying end?

Franz Kafka

Stretch Pants Sayings #1257393
#11. I'm happy with what I've achieved.

Sofia Vergara

Stretch Pants Sayings #1152467
#12. Sometimes your world falls apart. And it's okay for you to let people in and let them see you crumble

Jaci Burton

Stretch Pants Sayings #909151
#13. Give me a wave I can ride upon, come and show your strength to me.

Gordon Lightfoot

Stretch Pants Sayings #555061
#14. I think anybody who's been a part of a kid's life, you hope that when they go out into the world, that they surround themselves with the right people and don't find themselves in trouble.

Scooter Braun

Stretch Pants Sayings #299435
#15. So that's what it is!" he suddenly exclaimed aloud. "What joy!

Leo Tolstoy

Stretch Pants Sayings #168935
#16. You may feel powerless as a child, but the world will one day be yours. And you're responsible for it. So, seize the day and take charge of it.

Harvey Fierstein

Stretch Pants Sayings #100130
#17. Words have power. And I may be privileged and have a higher IQ than any of our former teachers, but when people look at me? They see a black, male teenager. And there is nothing quite as frightening to some folks as an angry young black man.

Michelle Hodkin

Stretch Pants Sayings #46320

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