Stress Ball Funny Quotes

#1. When each day is the same as the nest it's because people fail to reconize the good things that happen in thier lives everyday the sunrises,

Paulo Coelho

#2. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman ... the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie.

Frank Miller

#3. We all need friends with whom we can speak of our deepest concerns, and who do not fear to speak the truth in love to us.

Margaret Guenther

#4. Replace the negative traits of your character by the traits you want to have

Sunday Adelaja

#5. I'm a very ritualistic, routine-oriented person, and I discovered over the years that I love working Monday through Friday.

Edie Falco

#6. I don't understand this phrase 'I've paid my dues.' We didn't have any money and lived on peanut butter and jelly, and I loved it. I don't regret any of it. We never expected to make it this far, but we worked hard to get here.

Ronnie Van Zant

#7. God's will has to be done, in unifying people and companies to get that gas line built, so pray for that.

Sarah Palin

#8. The cooking standards for Italian food are less demanding than for French. All you need are some fried mozzarella and five pastas, and you're in business.

Danny Meyer

#9. Competitive toughness is an acquired skill and not an inherited gift.

Chris Evert

#10. Life has now taught me that love for things, like all unrequited love, takes its toll in the long run.

Adolfo Bioy Casares

#11. You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can't sit on it for long.

Boris Yeltsin

#12. A tree gives glory to God by being a tree. For in being what God means it to be it is obeying [God]. It "consents," so to speak, to [God's] creative love. It is expressing an idea which is in God and which is not distinct from the essence of God, and therefore a tree imitates God by being a tree

Thomas Merton

#13. Sun Tzu said: We may distinguish six kinds of terrain, to wit: (1) Accessible ground; (2) Entangling ground; (3) Temporizing ground; (4) Narrow passes; (5) Precipitous heights; (6) Positions at a great distance from the enemy.

Sun Tzu