Top 14 Funny Bocce Ball Sayings

#1. Sometimes, your scars have a lot less to do with where you have been and a lot more to do with where you are going.

Robert M. Drake

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#2. Biological possibility and desire are not the same as biological need. Women have childbearing equipment. For them to choose not to use the equipment is no more blocking what is instinctive than it is for a man who, muscles or no, chooses not to be a weightlifter.

Betty Rollin

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#3. My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her.

Guy Johnson

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#4. that the truly contented man is not the possessor of vast riches. The crown of happiness goes to the person who has the skill to gain money fairly, use it honorably, and not mistake gold for a god of power and light.

Xenophon

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#5. The only sure way of avoiding these evils [vanity and boasting] is never to speak of yourself at all. But when, historically, youare obliged to mention yourself, take care not to drop one single word that can directly or indirectly be construed as fishing for applause.

Lord Chesterfield

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#6. (His) sadness grew; it became a rock inside him, pulling him down. He carried the sadness everywhere, morning, noon, and night. It hurt to breathe.

Kevin Henkes

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#7. Through "posts" and "sharing," by exhibiting one's loves and tastes, personal stories, photos, and more, each "curates" a public image of oneself on the web, to which one then continually strives to conform. Personal identity becomes one's reflection in the others' eyes.

Nicos Hadjicostis

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#8. Writing gives me the opportunity to explore ideas, play with language, solve problems, use my imagination, and draw on my own childhood.

Jack Prelutsky

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#9. I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

Brendan Behan

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#10. I grew up as a part of the team that helped to field M-1s and M-60-A3s to the army back in 1980s.

Eric Shinseki

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#11. Even if it is painful and lonely, associate with worthy companions.

Chris Prentiss

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#12. Grow up. This is real. The world is ugly and nasty and fucked up, and so are we.

Leah Raeder

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#13. Dr. Sarvis with his bald mottled dome and savage visage, grim and noble as Sibelius, was out night-riding on a routine neighborhood beautification project, burning billboards along the highway - U.S. 66,

Edward Abbey

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#14. Political ignorance helps explain Americans' perpetual disappointment with politicians generally, and presidents especially, to whom voters unrealistically attribute abilities to control events.

George Will

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