Funny Stress Eating Quotes

#1. The human brain has left and right brain symmetry with its own nature and can process information which initially appears to have no pattern or order. However, the brain has the ability to process visual information much more efficiently.

Tony Buzan

#2. The satiric ethos of Mad was a much bigger childhood influence.

Alison Bechdel

#3. No matter how goofy or insignificant your church may seem, fellowship in that body of believers is fellowship with God.

Kevin DeYoung

#4. I love anything really feminine. I love any sort of girly detail - anything with a bow or a heart on it, I'm immediately in love with.

Lauren Conrad

#5. Do not despair of life. Think of the fox, prowling in a winter night to satisfy his hunger. His race survives; I do not believe any of them ever committed suicide.

Henry David Thoreau

#6. If you liked it, then you should have moved a mass inside its Roche limit.

Randall Munroe

#7. It's never that I don't want to be with you. It's that you don't want to be with me. -Isaac

Tarryn Fisher

#8. Go to hell, I'm reading!

Archie Goodwin

#9. When you have a stomach ache you don't tell your stomach to go away.

Nhat Hanh

#10. It's volatile, the marriage. Which one isn't? Nothing better than a good, full-on row. Get it all out. Say rude and nasty things. And then be sorry. Genuinely sorry, afterwards.

John Lydon

#11. In explaining the importance of understanding our biology, Dawkins writes; Let us understand what our own selfish genes are up to, because we may then at least have the chance to upset their designs, something which no other species has ever aspired to.

Peter Singer

#12. I'm not worried. Good luck, ... the center of gravity.

Ken Kutaragi