Strangeland Captain Howdy Quotes

#1. I masturbate. A lot. And yet, I don't floss because it's too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of tooth decay, that's what I've chosen.

Jon Stewart

#2. Be sincere, Be brief, Be seated.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

#3. There is no sanctuary of virtue like home.

Edward Everett

#4. Android's great Sky Map is an astronomy application that turns a phone into a star chart. It was built by a team of Googlers in their spare time (what we call "20 percent time" - more on that later), not because they love to program computers, but because they were enthusiastic amateur

Eric Schmidt

#5. We are bound to earth by desire and also to God, heaven, and the angels. A slave is a slave whether to man, to God, or to angels.

Swami Vivekananda

#6. Every time I'm recognized in public, I'm super grateful and appreciative, but I also get hot and nervous.

Issa Rae

#7. I remember once, actually the first race I ran, I fell.

Usain Bolt

#8. We had some adverse conditions in the '60s, in the '70s and the '80s. The agency has risen above that in the past and will rise above that again.

Alan Shepard

#9. Every physical response, every psychological change and every mental transformation starts with the mind.

David Amerland

#10. One of the best ways to practice the presence of the Lord is to thank Him all the time.

Joseph Prince