Stick It Up Your Arse Quotes

#1. I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.

Billy Connolly

#2. If you tried to touch my woman she'd break your dick off like a twig then stick it up your arse.

J.D. Robb

#3. I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay.

Dave Matthews Band

#4. I've kind of fashioned my life after a Slinky. Bend me in a million shapes, and eventually I'll spring back to what I originally was.

Sylvester Stallone

#5. You let me go," I say. "I'll show you all about how I'm gonna transform you.

Patrick Ness

#6. What's with you all, anyway? You jam a stick up your own arse then preen at how tall and straight your standing.

Steven Erikson

#7. Human wisdom makes as ill use of her talent when she exercises it in rescinding from the number and sweetness of those pleasures that are naturally our due, as she employs it favorably and well in artificially disguising and tricking out the ills of life to alleviate the sense of them.

Michel De Montaigne

#8. When I explain to parents that the research shows clearly that a one-minute time-out is sufficient for changing behavior and that we gain nothing but problems with much longer durations,

Alan E. Kazdin

#9. Well if I ever stick a cape on an' start usin' ordinary human bein's to wipe me arse with, you'll know you were right to worry, won't you?

Garth Ennis

#10. The best way to make a small fortune in racing is to start with a big one.

Junior Johnson

#11. Aye, it could', Ian added. 'It's many a time when I've walked alone on the misty moors of Scotland, the fog creeping in, the waves pounding against the shore, and then the lone, eerie call of a dead chicken. Caaa-cluck. Caaa-cluck

Terri Reid

#12. What we have, what we wish we had - ambitions fulfilled, ambitions disappointed, investments won, investments lost, elections won, elections lost - these things may occupy our attention, but they do not define us.

Mitt Romney

#13. What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remember? Dying people don't have time for silly moods

Amber Kizer

#14. Ye can stick your comfort straight up your arse, MacKenzie, and your goddamned stiff prick, too!

Diana Gabaldon

#15. I think you learn more from looking at how things occurred and what happened afterward, not just at the event.

John Turturro

#16. Do not feel lonely on the road of righteousness Because of the fewness of the walkers on it.

Ali Ibn Abi Talib

#17. It's very rare that things are true about yourself that are on the Internet. It's just sad sometimes. So you definitely try and stay away from it as much as possible.

Taylor Lautner

#18. Her hand rose to her lips and she stared up at the stars, feeling her heart grow, and grow, and grow.

Sarah J. Maas

#19. Rab: Like a wee chip, Burney son?
Burney: Stick your chips up your arse!
Mary: Heeey, hey, hey, hey - manners.
Burney: Please.

Ian Pattison