Stepladder Quotes

#1. I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder.

Craig Charles

#2. Baseball can build you up to the sky one day and the next day you have to climb a stepladder to look up at a snake.

Johnny Pesky

#3. Many people would have to hang by their teeth from a frayed cord suspended by a paper clip from a leaking hot air balloon over the Grand Canyon in order to feel what I feel standing on the third step of a stepladder trying to put millet in the bird feeder.

Ursula K. Le Guin

#4. Mercy was his ice breaker, his Jolly Cajun Giant, who could get away with saying whatever he damned wanted because no one wanted to climb up on a stepladder and stop him.

Lauren Gilley

#5. Marriage entitles women to the protection of a strong man who will steady the stepladder while they paint the kitchen ceiling.

Fran Lebowitz

#6. bein' on th' stepladder lookin, over th' wall. But I'll tell

Frances Hodgson Burnett

#7. I could've punch him in the nose, but there wasn't a stepladder anywhere handy.

Jay Crownover

#8. So swift was the motion that her bedroom slippers were left standing on the stepladder rungs.

Ray Bradbury

#9. I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.

Kinky Friedman

#10. I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger.

Steven Wright

#11. John Longridge, the cook at Harley-street, had suffered from low spirits for more than thirty years, and he was quick to welcome Stephen as a newcomer to the freemasonry of melancholy.

Susanna Clarke

#12. I basically made it my mission to prove that ethical fashion isn't frumpy and bland.

Amanda Hearst

#13. Here we are, kiddies, sitting like a bug in a rug, snugly, surrounded by a battalion of bloodsuckers who wish no more than to sip freely of my bonded, 100 proof hemoglobin. Have a drink, men, this one's really on me.

Richard Matheson

#14. If we didn't have nightmares, we wouldn't wake up every morning chasing our dreams.

Joyce Rachelle

#15. I thought there might be some grand design I did not understand, but the government's policy clearly was not working, because India was still poor. I was determined to learn more, so I became interested in economics. This book is another unintended consequence of the government's policies.

Raghuram G. Rajan

#16. We learn from here the humility of the Holy One, Blessed is He. Since man is in the likeness of the angels, and they would be jealous of him, for this reason, He consulted them.

Rashi

#17. We talked death with burned-up intensity, both of us drawn to it like moths to an electric light bulb. Sucking on it!

Anne Sexton

#18. I was born in Burnsville, Minnesota, and raised in Eagan, which is right by Burnsville. I've been in that area my whole life.

Laura Osnes

#19. When you swallow that pride, Eve, take care you don't choke on it.

Nora Roberts